There’s a lot of awesome shit in the garbage in New York City. We found new jackets last night. First, I found a jacket in the garbage. Eugene was jealous. Then, he looked in the same garbage can and found another jacket. I liked his better and he liked mine, so we traded.
I couldn’t understand why this was in the garbage.
The jackets weren’t ripped or dirty and they smelled like fresh laundry.
There weren’t any bedbugs, either. I was convinced there would be bedbugs.
All of the buttons were missing from both of the jackets.
The photographer for this fashion shoot totally fucked up. That’s why we look so shitty.
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i can sew dem buttons for you
10.22.08 at 12:28 pm
My favorite are all the chairs and couches that get discarded. Finding them at 4 a.m. on a deserted street when you have a beer in your pocket is like the ultimate gesture of hospitality from a stranger.
10.22.08 at 12:31 pm
gavin would beg to differ- hed say, Finding a bag of good quality marching powder on a deserted sreet carnage at 4 in the a.m. is like the ultimate gesture of hospitality from a stranger
10.22.08 at 12:41 pm
something like that but not quite
hey palmeteer, whose your boyfriend
10.22.08 at 12:44 pm
I hope those jackets have AIDS.
God I hate you.
10.22.08 at 12:47 pm
he probably has it, dont worry
probably why he left thunder bay, there’s no gay faggits there
10.22.08 at 12:59 pm
I got a story to top all of you. My friend’s brother found a Warhol Marilyn print leaning on a wall next to a dumpster in the meatpacking district (or was it SoHo) in the early 1990s. He took it home and hung it in his room.
Years later he took it to the foundation who stated it was a true Warhol, but that it would cost 10k to get it authenticated…
10.22.08 at 1:01 pm
you guys should have your own show
queer eye for the bumboy
10.22.08 at 1:02 pm
just what we need another anecdote about some queer who caught aids
10.22.08 at 1:03 pm
i love dumpster diving you find the most brilliant stuff.
10.22.08 at 1:39 pm
Eugen looks pretty sexy in his new jacket. Put the pants need work! Mr. Culkin, please shave stache.
10.22.08 at 1:52 pm
when i wanted a new bike my dad took me for a walk on trash day. Its still how I do most of my shopping, mostly for furniture these days.
10.22.08 at 1:53 pm
@homeless
yes, for “new” furniture, right
10.22.08 at 1:56 pm
you just caught bedbugs.
10.22.08 at 1:57 pm
new to “me” man.
10.22.08 at 2:03 pm
this is even less interesting than pushups
10.22.08 at 2:58 pm
@homeless
what do you do, giv it up for the right to use some pedos internet account
10.22.08 at 3:13 pm
this is even less interesting than pushups
10.22.08 at 3:29 pm
nah, i just use my iphone.
10.22.08 at 3:31 pm
he guy that isn’t pushup ratboy actually looks homeless.
10.22.08 at 3:38 pm
homeless people suck
10.22.08 at 4:29 pm
Wow, people with money threw away perfectly good stuff? Who would’ve thought…
10.22.08 at 5:18 pm
man i hate that guys hair…what a douche
10.22.08 at 5:31 pm
this has to stop
10.22.08 at 7:25 pm
Do we get to see the photos of your bed-bug bites? Or better yet, push-ups on mushrooms with bed-bug bites.
10.22.08 at 8:01 pm
What sort of haircut is ratfinks? I want to cut mine like that.
10.22.08 at 8:25 pm
5 years of tuition $70,000.00
putting up with kid living at home $ 10,000 yr
shame of seeing him blow his education on the internet dumpster diving and doing crack
10.22.08 at 9:25 pm
uuunnnggghh eugene…boner city…
10.23.08 at 1:20 am
Sam, you should blog more, on top of wasted pushups.
10.23.08 at 5:46 am
hey sam how’s the hustling going? you guys look so terrible I pity the scabies that live on you.. they sure lucked into a dump. you guys remind me of that junkie kid who hung out with Bubs and then died. your mother must be so shroud
10.23.08 at 11:36 am
This is the result of too many drunken push-ups.
Just kidding.
10.23.08 at 6:17 pm
all you fucking people wasting time hating on a perfectly good wholesome gay relationship need to chill the fuck out. I thought homosexuality, which naturally comes with aids were not only accepted but applauded in this fair melting pot. the words in your hateful comments are the scabies on my taint, i hate you all, you are all fucking fags.
peace and love
10.25.08 at 12:30 pm