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This professional child wrangler is right: Due to that glittering bucket of puke Betty Lou threw out, she just burned a dynasty of “college funds” and a “great childhood.” Way to fucking go.

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4 Comments

Uncle Wah Wah Says:

I often just sit and cry uncontrollably thinking of Corey Haim. We lost a giant.

09.03.10 at 9:18 am
Professor Mudbutt Says:

Oh well. She’ll make it up with a great career in porn.

09.03.10 at 1:27 pm
God Save the Queef Says:

“You tell that trained seal…” Dude was really angry.

09.03.10 at 2:05 pm
Anonymous Says:

this was kinda depressing

09.05.10 at 1:39 pm

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