STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: FATHER-SON MASSACRE

These are the moments dads live for. Their young martyr cheering about homemade napalm and a paralyzed pregnant woman is Cat Stevens to their ears.

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-PINKY

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9 Comments

Uncle Wah Wah Says:

Put down your Bibles and listen to Alan Thicke, America.

05.24.10 at 10:50 am
hagenshape Says:

man they even managed to get some sexist remarks in there with the violence, I love it! Well done

05.24.10 at 12:26 pm
blockhead Says:

oh lordycakes, this is so pre-columbine v-tech and 9/11 it hurts! love this.

05.24.10 at 1:41 pm
james Says:

volvo? ugh, the driving proclivities in the 80’s were terrible…

05.24.10 at 1:46 pm
bestinthebusinessss Says:

was there a hit song that had ‘best in the business’ as a chorus or something?

05.24.10 at 7:49 pm
Chris Duncan Says:

this was definitely produced when cocaine was in the purest form

06.03.10 at 3:52 pm
Mans Like Says:

And they say Canadiens are neutral, peaceful people

06.06.10 at 2:09 am
Bone_Isstrack Says:

I wish allin thick was my dad.
Happy Fathers Day.
love,
your son.

06.18.10 at 3:10 am
Penis-Belenis Says:

How many fuckin plants do they need.

06.19.10 at 6:29 pm

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Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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