STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE LIVE IN NEW YORK

Be there to catch a view of humanity that you will covet ’til a fun-filled death do us part. TV CARNAGE will unveil a chunk of the new exercise vid, “Let’s Work It Out”, and other new sensations such as the Adult Swim special “Totally For Teens,” deemed “unattainable genius” by the Adult Swim network heads as blushes abound-atated. Also, clips from other new TV CARNAGE, “Sincerely from Jan, return of the burn”. Prepare to sweat, laugh, quote, shiver, and have your erotic juices flow. TV CARNAGE will be also whoring its DVD and fashion wears at low, low, low-ish prices!!!

OK, they’ll be low.

-TVCARNAGE

This entry was posted on 10.23.09 at 5:06 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

Beefhello Says:

wait wait wait wait waittttt…..”Also, clips from other new TV CARNAGE” A new one? Its about fuckin TIME dudes. Whatever happened to the adult swim show? Did they pussy out?

10.23.09 at 11:21 pm
Maxwel Says:

I’ll be low.

10.23.09 at 11:21 pm
Maxipad Says:

This shall be a splendid evening.

10.24.09 at 12:51 am
Samo Says:

It’s black it’s white yeah yeah yeah

10.24.09 at 5:52 am
rosebush Says:

Let’s Work it Out looks raaaaaaaad. nice work

10.24.09 at 10:03 am
freddymerks Says:

YES PLEASE! YESSS PLEASE!

10.24.09 at 10:06 am
CMJESUS Says:

Holy cruddddd! This looks to good…

10.24.09 at 1:28 pm
CMJESUS Says:

or too good, either way awesome.
Tv carnhell is backkkkk

10.24.09 at 1:29 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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