Mattie has only one thing going for him: being elected “Most Likely to Start a Cult by Drinking I.V. Fluid and Taping Yourself Naked as You Attempt to Eat Your Own Head.” A great resume notch.
XO
-TV CARNAGE
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good for u kid, but i hate the sound of your words
07.16.10 at 12:12 pm
I’d say that this child is an inspiration, but who am I kidding. I sit on my ass and fuck around all day regardless of what I’m exposed to. HAHAHAHA
07.16.10 at 12:36 pm
Oh my following!
07.16.10 at 3:18 pm
he;s got some stiff competition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpaVQBzSU8
07.16.10 at 5:39 pm
@innocent ohhh the classic poetry slams! bears and by body is by far the most tear jerking i’ve ever recieved. but then there is the one all about werewolves, travis and beer, ruthy and her poem and then just the overall carnival of special needs sonnets. it’s a goldmine.
07.16.10 at 10:40 pm
Holy shit, that’s Larry King’s son…..
07.16.10 at 10:46 pm
Boo-ringg.
07.17.10 at 11:47 pm
why is this on tv carnage
07.18.10 at 12:05 am
What a retard.
07.18.10 at 1:52 am
Hey retard, did your dad write that queer shit for you while tugging at your parapelized John Stone with his ascot wrapped faggot hand?
07.18.10 at 1:54 am
Egon’s glasses and proton pack? Check. The bag of wine from a box wine? Check. A midget’s backpack to hold gummi worms? Check. My lucky parachute? Double check.
This little fucker is living it up.
07.18.10 at 2:04 am
seriously, why is this on street carnage?
07.18.10 at 3:59 pm
This poor wee guy died years ago
07.19.10 at 1:35 am
brainwashed piece of shit. Good riddance.
08.03.10 at 6:55 am
The girl in the red dress from the retard poetry slam is pretty hot. Too bad she’s going to hell.
08.08.10 at 10:14 am
I didn’t know this kid was real i saw a picture of him somewhere else and assumed it was photoshopped
08.09.10 at 8:31 pm
i want to write a 500-page treatise on why god doesn’t exist purely for this little shitbreath
08.28.10 at 2:47 pm
this kid is such a buzzkill. he’s spent all of his life as his parents suit him up as this “educated child talking about God” persona and all he really wants to be is a woman and not dead in 6 months time.
11.13.10 at 8:23 pm