STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: U CAN D@NCE IF U WANT 2

What degenerate piece of shit, pathetic excuse for a relevant human being doesn’t already know how to do the mashed potato, the bugaloo or the REESE WITHERSPOON!?

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8 Comments

ukansmokasigaret Says:

frump

08.02.10 at 9:15 am
Vane$$a Says:

holy fuck you’re a sicko! me like.

08.02.10 at 9:36 am
grumpy old man Says:

I bet Vane$$a is $eXXy

08.02.10 at 10:54 am
FUCKCHEA! Says:

hahaha right when I was clicking the back up button I saw the first subliminal flash You ARE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS PINKY! Put it on YouTube.

08.02.10 at 4:50 pm
Hunk Williams, Jr. Says:

Keep your day job, kids.

08.02.10 at 5:32 pm
Pederastafarian Says:

All children should see this.

08.02.10 at 10:24 pm
Drew P. Balls. Says:

Better than that Justice song, I’ll tell you that.

08.20.10 at 2:11 pm
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

That blown out asshole brought my hangover back.

09.05.10 at 12:52 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.