STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: WESLEY WALKER

When Chuck Norris spins a golden web of compliments right into your dusty wranglers the only thing you can do is pray that he then immediately knocks you cold only to have a romantic evening of rope burns and beard back rubs. That or enjoy a nice cold one while some sloshed Native American does stand up for bus fare to the Y…

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4 Comments

Dave B Says:

As a fellow Sloshed Indian…I say “Tis Gold kind Sir, ’tis gold”

08.11.10 at 6:48 pm
Jimbo Likes Hugs Says:

weak sauce!

08.11.10 at 6:49 pm
Uncle Feely Hands Says:

Olive Garden is sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhINfUj8fAc

08.12.10 at 1:44 am
pop fop Says:

^
Where Handy Manny got his start.

09.25.10 at 12:48 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.