STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TV CARNAGE: WHAT WOULD JAY-JAY DO?

Well, Jay-Jay would probably tell a horrifyingly inappropriate joke in the midst of JESUS talk, only to then drill his name into the fertile young brains of today’s generation.

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6 Comments

BenFrazee Says:

Hail Satan.

09.07.10 at 10:42 am
dragler Says:

kids praise

09.07.10 at 10:59 am
Anonymous Says:

OK, that’s about five hundred Jesus jokes.

Show the world you have half a ball and make fun of Muslims or Jews.

09.07.10 at 12:16 pm
Salvadoor Dali Llama Says:

Jay-Jay! JAY-JAY!!!

09.07.10 at 1:12 pm
mr.meat Says:

Just one lil’ dummy’s revenge from years of inappropriate fisting!
Ha! As if there’s an appropriate kind!

Stick it to the man Jayjay!, cuz its been stuck to you for way too long (-coff-).

“Jaaayyjjaaayyy come out to playy-yyayy!”

09.07.10 at 7:42 pm
Zippy Says:

I bet every puppeteer has that one dark, dreadful night where they got after it with their puppett. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

09.08.10 at 10:18 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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