Dear Texas, you are known for many things, such as the phrase “Higher than a Georgia pine,” used to explain how wasted you all can get, 10 gallon chaps, weird accents that sound like you’re sarcastically making fun of everyone not from Texas, and your greatest work of all time, Matthew McConaughey. You are also known for loving TV CARNAGE, so in return TV CARNAGE is going to love you right back — this weekend in Austin and Houston!

That’s right! TV CARNAGE, Street Carnage’s brown testicle and weekend worrier (I love to wring my hands on a Friday night!), the original germ that has spawned and inspired a thousand hacks is back to reign in bloody laughter!

Austin and Huston will bare witness to “LET’S WORK IT OUT!”, TV CARNAGE’s fitness tape designed to make you a glistening mutant and up to five times less healthy as when you began our system! That’s a guarantee. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll be able to scrub the pants you just shat on your newly acquired washboard stomach.

LET’S WORK IT OUT is the sixth DVD release from the TV CARNAGE line of eye-watering products. It was assembled from hundreds and hundreds of hours of exercise video fodder, including anything that dared to have exercise as part of its plot line. If fitness has taken America by storm, then LET’S WORK IT OUT is America’s Perfect Shit Storm. So jog down to the following locations and give your eyes a workout by witnessing a cavalcade of all new TV CARNAGE magic, including other never seen before glimpses of humanity from upcoming TV CARNAGE releases.

UPDATE
On Monday, Nov. 23 @ 8PM TV Carnage will be at The Scoot Inn in Austin for FREE