STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TYLER PERRY TONES IT DOWN FOR IKEA

Madea Goes to Jail is to acting what a roller coaster off the tracks is to health and safety. It might fill theater seats in low income housing neighborhoods but it’s never going to get Tyler near that gold naked dude with the shovel covering his crotch. Madea goes to Ikea however is obviously more commercial (it is a commercial for fuckssakes) yet, his acting is far more subdued and critic-friendly. Trust Mr. Topsy Turvy to go all-out-sell-out in his movies then bring on the tear-jerking performance of a lifetime in his ads. The day we figure this motherfucker out is the day he loses his elusive charm. You go “girl.”

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11 Comments

eric yevak Says:

haha

03.17.09 at 10:43 am
Sgt. Slaughter Says:

What’s worse:

1) To be Tyler Perry

2) To resemble Tyler Perry in drag

Discuss

03.17.09 at 12:40 pm
Anonymous Says:

So Madea is Jacob?

03.17.09 at 1:17 pm
frenchy Says:

tyler perrys why they made concentration camps for.

03.17.09 at 1:48 pm
shadowy figure Says:

What’s worst:

1) A Tyler Perry post

2) A Jen Hanley post

3) A 12 Neat Pics post

03.17.09 at 1:53 pm
eric yevak Says:

3.

03.17.09 at 2:28 pm
Columbo Says:

Tyler Perry has quite a large philtrum.
Please reference the “Aquatic ape hypothesis”.

03.17.09 at 5:26 pm
stormy Says:

actually people in low income housing also hate tyler perry’s films.

03.17.09 at 10:17 pm
Tyler Perry's branding obsession Says:

Sorry, but the idea of a philtrum acting as some kind of evolutionary noseplug seems ludicrous.

03.18.09 at 2:50 am
Kid Douche Says:

Full blown creepy old black lady/ghost talking about chocolate makes my nose bleed.

03.18.09 at 6:47 am
cum mental Says:

definitely 3

I hate “12″ I hate “neat” I hate “pics”

I love bradnox though how about taking your shirt off and

03.18.09 at 4:21 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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