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These dummies thought they could kill a giant iron bird. Are they out of their fucking aboriginal minds? Do you want it to come down and eat all your virgins? Jesus, guys. Show some respect for the largest and most intensely loud creature you have ever even thought of. It’s called: Starting a Cargo Cult. We are not going to show you any more of our cool shit if you keep shooting at it so watch yourself motherfuckers. You might be missing out on shit like this.

  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE READER
  2. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS NEST?
  3. JERRY SAYS TO WATCH IT OLD MAN
  4. STRAIGHT TO THE LANDFILL: THE PET DOORBELL
  5. STRAIGHT TO THE LANDFILL: DOGGY HUMILIATOR ON WHEELS

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13 Comments
  1. Loomis Says:

    Yeah, show some respect for a culture that’s about twenty thousand years ahead of you.


  2. UN Says:

    Do these guys live in Poverty? They live on no dollars a day. Should we go rescue them.

    Ah guys its Cannibal Holocaust! That flick was real! Ahahahahaha


  3. Sick Mike Says:

    Is Loomis talking to the tribesmen or the writers?


  4. Loomis Says:

    tribesmen.


  5. tommy gun Says:

    that flying jellyfish thing she linked to is amazing. what is it for? who uses it? I am consumed with questions.


  6. Mizz Brianna Pianya Says:

    I wonder what the average penis size is amongst men who haven’t been castrated by the mainstream media?


  7. poop Says:

    I bet the black one in the back is a total freak.


  8. CB Says:

    Is actually really smart. CARGO CULT, someone went to Anthropology University!


  9. t.e. Says:

    this post is so absolutely lame it puts doubt into the common belief that sb&tvc is better than vice.


  10. t.e. Says:

    (I wonder what the average penis size is amongst men who haven’t been castrated by the mainstream media?)

    not looking at the proper places.


  11. fat ugly guy Says:

    maybe they just wanted some metal for breakfast.


  12. bros Says:

    bro looks like a piece of chicken tandoori


  13. Pally Says:

    how sweet would it be to totally roll up on these fuckers in a hummer blaring slayer and then jump out and start tazing them until they were totally docile and yours to completely fuck with?


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