I’ll be judging the Air Guitar championships tonight at Music Hall of Williamsburg (66 N. 6th St. b/w Wythe & Kent) around 9PM. They asked me to get David Cross to be a judge too and this is how it went (via email).

Gavin: Wanna judge Air Guitar with me? I know it sounds gay but it’s fun.
David: I was kinda into the idea until….no.
David: No thanks.
Gavin: Yeah, I heard you the first time.
David: Hey, I’ve been thinking about this and I really think that I shouldn’t participate in the air guitar championship judging. I’m going to ask around and see if I’m over-reacting but my gut tells me “no.” Even if this was 1998 and not 2008 I still think it’s a bad idea. I’m also going to take a sample poll of a random group of 1,001 people in the northeast (college educated, minimum annual income of $50,000 etc etc) and try to get a better grasp on the current definition of “fun.” I’ll get back to you again shortly again one more time.
Gavin: So, that’s a no?

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