STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » VIOLENCE Y DRUGS, EH?

Alright, that’s more like it. 2 years of Spanish and I’ve finally made it to the last chapter, the only real words that one needs to learn for a trip south of the border. Yes God, please steer my brain in the direction necessary to sap up all vocabulary about drugs and violence. Aim me at the correct verb forms of debauchery. I will definitely need to learn phrases like “Me alegre de que me hubiera consumido drogas porque estaba en la onda.”

Wait! Was that last phrase even right? Who cares, I’m done and what I’ve learned is that cocaine is bad–but coca is good! Especially for the farmers. So all in all…cocaine is good. Yes brain, take certain awareness in these last remaining vocabulary words. For this is the ending, the final CAP in my 8 years of Education. Holy Shit! Appears everything has gone full circle again for the better. Ah…yes! “DE VUELTA AL FUTURO!”

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9 Comments

teenage wizard Says:

i don’t get it

07.29.09 at 12:48 pm
Just a dollup.. Says:

I like it!!!!!

07.29.09 at 4:33 pm
vergajo Says:

ay que pobrecito.

07.29.09 at 6:44 pm
lolalarm Says:

lol ‘drogarse’ means get stoned

07.29.09 at 6:50 pm
zippy Says:

What’s the Spanish for “suck my dick” becuase I got some wetback angry at me in a store and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t saying “please excuse me” ?

07.29.09 at 8:11 pm
the author Says:

chupa mi verga

07.29.09 at 8:56 pm
vergajo Says:

no, es “chupame la verga.”

07.30.09 at 12:02 am
the author Says:

con permiso

07.30.09 at 1:29 am
mexicoismygod Says:

my parents were from mexico. i refuse to speak spanish or visit mexico, but boy do i beat my women like a real mexican.

07.30.09 at 2:46 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.