Here’s how it goes. First Gavin comes out and does a PowerPoint presentation saying why this guy’s an asshole and this girl is perfect and things of this nature. Then he gets off the stage and Derrick comes out and introduces TV Carnage before dimming the lights and subjecting people to about an hour of terrible television.
We did it in book stores and theaters. We’ve done it together and we’ve done it without each other. We even did it in the nude (for the gays). It’s a lot of fun but it’s also very dangerous. Gavin shit his pants – literally – in Chicago, LA and New York and one time the two of them got into a fist fight where Gavin ripped all of Derrick’s clothes off. They ended up fucking after which was akward for everyone especially the priest, the rabbi, an Irish guy and a Chinaman.
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Umm…so I don’t know how much fun you guys are actually making this event sound. I would probably still go to it though, cause I think Gavin is genius. Anyway, I live in Austin. Maybe you guys already came here and I was not aware of it? If not, you guys should come to Austin.
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