WASTED PUSHUPS: SOBER PUSHUPS
Every week I will be getting wasted on a different drug and then doing as many pushups as I can. But before getting good and wasted, we need to figure out how many pushups I can do sober. This is called the “control” or something. If you are gay, feel free to beat off.
Later, I got drunk and did pushups. This video is twice as long even though I could only do like ten pushups. The thing about booze is that everything drunk takes at least twice as long. Even if you do half the pushups, drunken babble will account for several moments. I drank PBR because I heard it’s the hipster beer. Next week will be coke and weed pushups.
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09.05.08 at 12:50 pm
Just watch out your “coke pushups” don’t turn into “heart attack pushups.”
BTW, don’t be surprised if, when you get to acid pushups, you can do like 800.
09.05.08 at 12:59 pm
A’int it nice when random strangers care about your well being,personally i hope you do have a heart attack while of your tit’s on drugs.
Gotta be more interesting than the whole pushup on drugs shit.
ps love you
09.05.08 at 1:32 pm
If it were me, I would just be flat on the floor, yelling to the camera “am I doing it yet?”
09.05.08 at 1:46 pm
terrible idea. you are teh gay
09.05.08 at 1:56 pm
drunken babble??? Your eyes are big and kind of scary.
09.05.08 at 2:11 pm
this homo again?!?! please..no more
09.05.08 at 2:16 pm
Just watch out your “coke pushups” don’t turn into “heart attack pushups.”
^^
ON THE FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING
09.05.08 at 2:44 pm
okay your articles are worth reading but people being on drugs and doing a thing are what being off of the internet is for
09.05.08 at 2:47 pm
Wow, what an entertaining drunk. You must be a real ball to party with.
09.05.08 at 2:56 pm
DOUCHE. BAG. creepy. moustache.
09.05.08 at 3:00 pm
I would have been a better addition to SBTVC than this guy. I could hear whoever is responsible for him cringe as they watched this. Do the posts get approved/edited before going up? The cockroach and rat piece wasn’t enough for you?
09.05.08 at 3:10 pm
this kids got moxy.
09.05.08 at 3:12 pm
Dude’s livin’ the life in NYC! I can’t wait until this guy turns 30 and suddenly living in a shithole isn’t glamorous or edgy anymore and all he has to put on his resume is a link to a youtube video of him doing pushups.
09.05.08 at 3:22 pm
Oh, and with that stache he looks like a paint-by-numbers hipster version of Westley from the Princess Bride.
09.05.08 at 4:17 pm
I bet he could have done more push ups if he was just buzzed. He wouldn’t have felt the burn and might have squeezed in a couple more compared to the sober set.
09.05.08 at 4:21 pm
Or the shemale singer from scissor sisters.
09.05.08 at 4:32 pm
Who invented the burn, could it be some stupid fitness guru twat
09.05.08 at 4:39 pm
This guy is worse than Raymi.
09.05.08 at 5:22 pm
give the kid a break. He’s doing some goofy shit for us to watch while we work our shitty/boring/low-paying jobs. Sure, he seems a little too self-serious the way he walks around Williamsburg wearing his Street Carnage t-shirts, and he does write posts about shitting and buying crack, and he does have a 14-year-old’s mustache…Actually you know what? Fuck this guy. He’s the problem with Canada.
09.05.08 at 5:25 pm
geez this guy is lammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme
09.05.08 at 7:03 pm
This guy looks like Macaulay Culkin and John Waters had a gay ass love child.
09.05.08 at 11:24 pm
“I’m wasted.. Just so you know, I’m wasted” is saying I’m wasted times a brazilion. The dude’s got excellent form; he’d be good on the front lines. Bro should keep on because what he’s doing is sex. I bet he takes his shirt off and is in front of a mirror when he’s on shrooms.
09.06.08 at 12:51 am
Oh, wait, I get it now! This is like an Andy Kaufman thing, right? And were the dumbfucks falling for it, encouraging it along.
09.06.08 at 4:50 am
Um i was completely touching myself. I am certain I cant be alone in my arrousal, and I think you know who im talkin about (if you dont know who im talking about im talking about Monty). Its ok monty, you dont need to feel dirty, there is little in this world more irresistable than a fucked-up Canadian..
09.06.08 at 4:51 am
I’m proud of you.
09.06.08 at 7:48 am
The best part is on the first video when you start struggling at about 10. And then when you finally finish, the first thing you do is re-arrange your hair. Like that was the only thing wrong.
Anyway, funny stuff.
09.06.08 at 11:17 am
what? no cock push-ups?
09.06.08 at 11:45 am
harry curtis would be so disappointed.
09.06.08 at 12:20 pm
mustache rides for everyone?
09.06.08 at 2:43 pm
sammy youre fuckin hilarious…fuck these hatin fucks keep up the good work
09.06.08 at 3:49 pm
He looks like a fetus that was aborted in an Urban Outfitters.
09.06.08 at 4:10 pm
this kid is pretty funny
09.06.08 at 7:13 pm
this is only bound to get funnier
09.06.08 at 8:16 pm
this looks it’s only going to get funnier / bazaar-er.
I think it could be more interesting if you let the audience choose what drug you use next……………………..let me be the first to say ROBOTUSSIN!!!
09.06.08 at 8:18 pm
forgot the word *like*.
ps. i’m illiterate
09.06.08 at 8:25 pm
spamburglar for president! audience should choose and let me be the first to second you on your suggestion my good man: either Robo or the real deal Sizzurp - codeine fucking cough syrup - with shots of jaeger. then do some pushups. hahahahahahaha
09.06.08 at 9:41 pm
pete doherty already did this mang!
09.07.08 at 2:06 am
My friend used to claim that he could do 100 ketamine push-ups.
09.07.08 at 2:44 pm
this would be really funny if Gavin Or Kenny would be doin it
09.07.08 at 3:45 pm
Fuck this guy. what a dick. I’m gonna go slash his moms tires tonight out of anger.
09.07.08 at 4:24 pm
Youre a dick, and im gonna slash YOUR moms tires and then im gonna slash your fucking face open. In my imagination. How does that sound, tough guy?
09.07.08 at 10:23 pm
i too vote for robo pushups
09.07.08 at 11:46 pm
MDMA pushups (a near overdose inducing amount too)
09.08.08 at 12:07 pm
Ha ha ha — “prison-style” pushups.
09.08.08 at 3:03 pm
Didn’t really laugh until the drunk push-ups but when I did, boy did I ever!
09.08.08 at 6:56 pm
yeah!
you should let the people on the board pick the drug.
it would involve the viewer and make it more interesting.
TUSSIN OR EATHER IS MY VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!
09.08.08 at 6:58 pm
i want to see the tussin!
09.08.08 at 11:49 pm
what is tussin?
09.09.08 at 1:59 pm
‘robotussin’, ‘tussin’ or ‘robo’ is an over the counter cough syrup that, when consumed in X amount can cause hallucination, euphoria loss of balance ect.
09.09.08 at 2:01 pm
ps. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
09.10.08 at 9:17 pm
fucken firewall goddamm kajutis