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The warm weather is here and that means my showers are a lot less hot which also means the water pressure’s better. Not sure why but the hotter I make this thing the weaker it gets. Of course YOU wouldn’t care about that would you? All you care about is what goes on in your TINY LITTLE WORLD.

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This entry was posted on 05.28.08 at 7:22 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
26 Comments
  1. Mr. Gadget says Says:

    in my experience the stream from the boilers (the hot) tends to be weaker then the main water line (the cold) in old buildings. however, the new condos have figured it out and its equal.

    of course if you say you’re in a brand new building, well my reality will come crashing miserably down.


  2. Radio Raheem Says:

    I get it. It’s a subtle parody of the blog world where writers have so much of a “voice” they go overboard and treat the thing like a bitter diary of self obsession.


  3. yawn Says:

    boringest post ever


  4. yarn Says:

    no less or more important than any other post. yawn, go eat a dick.


  5. yum Says:

    a nice and gay post


  6. sam Says:

    it’s because my submission was so crappy…


  7. bethod man Says:

    i want to bathe you


  8. Loomis Says:

    I love when people take jokes totally literally. Like that girl they said in the tour diary that said “how would you know?” when gavin talked about getting his period. he tried to make the most boring and irrelevant post in the world and even overdoes it with all caps and people point out that it’s boring and irrelevant. DUH!


  9. Gayboners Says:

    It’s not gay if I stare into your eyes while I soap your nuts… is it?


  10. prettyinblack Says:

    More Gavin in shower posts.


  11. Gay Joe the Rectum Ho Says:

    Behold the soft vulnerability in his opened eye.


  12. a girl! Says:

    omfg shirtless gavin. I have a new desktop picture.


  13. Mulhaven Says:

    well physics breaks down here, because PV=NkT


  14. Mulhaven Says:

    gay gay gay gay gay gay gay


  15. The Name Says:

    Gavin, I think you’re melting.


  16. Anonymous Says:

    thank god i masturbated before seeing this post.


  17. Applejacks Says:

    nice boobies


  18. ram Says:

    his tits are succulent and moist


  19. taylor Says:

    this ruined an otherwise good day on sbtvc


  20. 000 Says:

    I have no comment to add except this one


  21. ... Says:

    Gayest post ever


  22. prettyinblack Says:

    boobies boobies boobies


  23. Js Says:

    Street Carnage is populated exclusively by timewarp wankstains with no clue as to what;s going on! !


  24. Natty Nate the Nipply Naysayer Says:

    Frankly, Gav, I’m underwhelmed by your nipples.


  25. letsplayalong Says:

    temperature vs pressure is a tough call. would you rather a) have piddly raindrops on you while you try to wash your hair or b)have a steady firm stream that alternates between FREEEZING and SCALDING. both are terrible


  26. zorbas Says:

    you are going bald


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