Our newest edition to the STREET CARNAGE fam is lil’ Nicky Flans. He is in a band called BRUTAL KNIGHTS who play huge shows and living rooms. They are so good at the punk and the rock and the roll that they should be frozen for the defrosting pleasure of future generations who want to say; “Ohhh they ARE good.” In fact ,BRUTAL KNIGHTS are playing in Brooklyn at TRASH BAR tonight. Nick also likes BART THE GENERAL way too much, which he will now explain…
“Hi, I’m Nick Flanagan. I have an ass shaped like an onion. I squint. I am in BRUTAL KNIGHTS and I stand up doing what is loosely known as comedy. I am addicted to BART THE GENERAL and I need other losers to be addicted too. I’m currently on episode 3 of this … thing. It’s not quite a remake of that outdated Simpsons season one bully episode. This is the most recent in an inexplicable series of videos from Famicon.net that perfectly tow the line between ‘1st year art school project’ and ‘made by schizophrenic Indonesian slave labor to benefit Al Qaeda,’ The best thing about these videos is the length-the first was 3 minutes, the second 6 minutes, and episode 3 is a cock-smashing 28 minutes of masterpiece.”
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I am so there. I saw them at Trash a while ago and my socks were rocked off and are still missing.
Heavenly that he’s part of the awesome street carnage.
03.22.08 at 2:40 pm
This swill has as much production value as the little eurethra shit I take after every buttfuck.
03.22.08 at 3:57 pm
for the benefit of everyone not from Australia/NZ/UK the guy with the goatee in the credits and then the badass new neighbour is Jarrod Rebeki AKA “TOADFISH” from the classic Australian soapy Neighbours.
The show has been running for about 20 years or something and is on every night and its where Kylie minogue came from.
Toadfish is a young lawyer who enjoys boardshorts,bbq’s and just hanging out with the boys
he is basically an australian version of a chad or a chubby funster.
everyone in his family has stupid fish nicknames,his cousins was “Stingray” possibly best nick name of all time for a spikey haired ADD skate kid.
03.24.08 at 6:33 am
i have a feeling this is excellent but i can only understand about 10% of what they’re saying
03.24.08 at 11:04 am
PUNK ROCK and COMEDY is like ALT PORN = NOT GOOD
03.25.08 at 3:48 pm