Lesley and I elbowed our way into the David Choe group show last night. The secret to getting past the guest list when you’re not on the guest list is to just stand there until the person with the clipboard figures you must be a big deal or you wouldn’t be standing there. It’s like poker.
We got in and this is what we saw. Lesley’s my muse so I overdid it with pics of her. I cannot get over her new jacket. “Copier” moniker be damned. I’m getting one!
She was totally stoned on the beauty of art. Natural high much?
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This was our favorite by far. We could never afford a David Choe original but what if he let us scan one and then we could print it out ourselves? Is that cheating? Would the guy that bought the real one get pissed if he found out? What if he never found out? Wouldn’t that be a tree falling in the art woods?
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Lesley said this was in New York Mag or whatever. Hanging with her reminded me how much cooler Manhattan is than Brooklyn. There’s a reason the rent is cheaper outside the island.
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No offense to the graff community but the only things we were interested in were the Choe’s. Maybe it’s because we’re girls.
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Look at those Asian ladies! He just pounds these out like a human assembly line.
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I’d love to fuck this skinny bitch in her ass with a strap on. Just kidding! No lez!
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We kept trying to do a motion swing but the flash is gay in dark places.
PS Here’s a question: Do you think gays see cocks as anal food?
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Hannah was being a total snob and wouldn’t speak to us.
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That’s all folks!
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Not sure what kind of voodoo mojo this guy is using but he just made a pile of gay shit look badass.
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All Tomorrow’s Parties is a great place to see people passed out on couches while their favorite band plays down the hall.
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David Choe is amazing. Wish I was there.
09.26.08 at 2:08 pm
Agreed.
09.26.08 at 2:24 pm
choes are that expensive? how much do they go for?
09.26.08 at 2:24 pm
He has signed and numbered prints (of which only 50 exist) going for $1000.00, if that gives you any idea of how much originals would be.
09.26.08 at 3:36 pm
manhattan is cooler if you can afford it
09.26.08 at 4:07 pm
that leslie chick is hot
09.26.08 at 5:24 pm
sassy.
09.27.08 at 1:07 am
uhh have you NOT read walter benjamin’s “art in the age of mechanical reproduction”?
because you should (okay, i might be a snob)
09.27.08 at 2:20 am
RE: !!!
have you read “art is stoooopid, its supposed to be fun”?. art’s gay, idiot. shut up. these are funny people who have the correct attitude towards art, dont be serious about it. it makes paint shoot out of my arse.
09.27.08 at 3:09 am
by the way, !!! is gay. p.s.s. are you cute? lets totally bang hard.
09.27.08 at 3:11 am
i thought the second pic from the bottom had midget with a huge head. turned out to be a man with a baby.
09.28.08 at 9:17 am
definitely agree with smokin’ bones
09.28.08 at 2:06 pm
David Choe didn’t make that painting with the Asian chicks that painting is: Avalanche! The Mountail Collapses…Tsukushi And Shizuka Save Yourselves by Ian Francis
http://216.70.77.151/
09.30.08 at 1:51 am
!!! – you’re not snobby for having read that, it just means you went to took a lit/cultural studies class in college. art in the age of mechanical reproduction is the most overused fucking essay, i’m pretty sure i’ve had to read it for like 4 different classes…fuck that!
10.07.08 at 11:11 am