Comments on: WE MISS MITCH HEDBERG

By: Jord

Jord — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:32:08 +0000

I use to always look out for him when he was on just for laughs. It was the first time my brother and I laughed together. I cried when I heard he died two years later.

By: alfalfa

alfalfa — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:56:29 +0000

alfalfa sprouts, not sauerkraut.

They say that the secret to sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home and theres more to it than that. Want some more home made sprite? not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it.

I want to take a ride in a cold air balloon. You’re scared of heights and you don’t want to leave here? Well, come take a ride in my cold air balloon, cus we ain’t fuckin going anywhere.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:18:21 +0000

I like when the neighbor’s pounding on the wall because he’s playing his music too loud and he just shouts back through the wall.. “Go around!”

oh and, rice is always great when you’re really hungry and you want 2000 of something.

I miss Mitch too.

By: OKDC

OKDC — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:32:52 +0000

“I like sauerkraut on my sandwiches. . .Well then you’re not in the fuckin’ club!” LMFAO. I was listening to this dude while getting stoned for the first time in years. . .probably one of the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

By: Sirfessor Bonehouse

Sirfessor Bonehouse — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:15:58 +0000

“I don’t have a girlfriend. I just know this chick that would be very upset if she heard me say that.”

And on a side note: I used to work in a shopping center and would often walk to Subway to get a sandwich. One day (about a week after Mitch died) a co-worker asked if I could just get him some bread to eat with the soup he brought. As I checked out I asked about the bread and they said that they don’t normally do that, but since I was a good customer they would sell me bread for a buck fifty. They asked what it was for and I said “I have a duck.” AND THEY GAVE ME THE BREAD FOR FREE! As soon as I walked out of there, I nearly pissed my pants laughing. Ducks really do eat free at Subway!

By: Suspicion

Suspicion — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:14:56 +0000

“I don’t have a girlfriend. I just know this chick that would be very upset if she heard me say that.”

By: Teddy Ruxpin

Teddy Ruxpin — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:04:09 +0000

Ilikethisguy is a retarded smegma eating, douche drinking, spammer who’s clit needs to be ripped off.

By: ZachMac

ZachMac — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:59:18 +0000

“I saw a hobo eating grapes, and I was all ‘Dude, you hafta wait’”

By: shadowy figure

shadowy figure — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:53:38 +0000

“I was getting my teeth whitened, but I said, ‘forget that – I’ll just get a tan instead.’”
I miss him too.

By: agg

agg — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:42:06 +0000

“my friend once asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no….but I want a regular banana later so….yeeah”