You never know what’s going to happen when you procreate. You could make a “gaywad” or you could make one of those weird, high IQ, kids who speaks with a kind-of-a British accent and says things like, ““I eventually, very solemnly, with a little bit of malice in my voice, said…”

I’ve met kids like this and they are a very particular but similar breed. They usually grow up to invent shit we all need but the first 20 years of their life are fraught with wedgies. Note to Dad: Please teach your kid how to fight. He’s in for a childhood far worse than most homos.

(If you’re in a rush, please FFWD to 4:28 when JD Roberts -a gay man- discusses the meaning of “gaywad” with the child.)

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25 Comments
  1. Suddenly Susan Says:

    what a homo


  2. no. thanks. Says:

    holy shit, this kid is on point. totally get this kid on a track to fight, but you should also be sure to keep him away from guns because i can see him going the other way and being a gun weirdo.


  3. Samo Says:

    Guess Arkensas is a blew state after all


  4. Salvation Is A Pop Song Says:

    When I was a kid I did the same thing because I tried to put my hand on the other side of chest (because my heart is backwards) and the teacher scolded me… I told her why I was putting my hand the opposite side… they eventually put me in special ed… Fucking elementary schools!


  5. Anonymous Says:

    i think he’s awesome.


  6. neeko Says:

    man, that dad sounds like he’s struggling to keep up with little Doogie Houser.


  7. Uland Says:

    Whatever— Lots of kids are with it enough to mimic “smart” talk, it’s just that most parents get that coaching it is really fucking lame, and most kids would rather have fun with friends than worry about stupid bullshit.


  8. Brian Says:

    Nice slice of Can Con, hah. Spoons look kind of like “gaywads” hanging at Young and Bloor in the video they are promoting in that clip.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vubMfPh7URs


  9. zzzzzzzz Says:

    It’s hard to figure out what is going here; and, I am not sure that I care.

    However, I can say that I like that kid–he is obviously quite bright, socially retarded, and the owner of a giant set.


  10. Gary Lachance Says:

    Iconoclast.
    The world needs more of these.


  11. brooklynchimp Says:

    ..A baby Stephen Hawking


  12. Jay Says:

    These super-smart kids tend to go off the rails a bit when they get older. There was a Mathmatics genuis in my school who did his finals half-way through school, went to Oxford and got some international Math gold medal. Last time I heard, he’d been given a restraining order by some girl he’d been stalking.


  13. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    I think he’s a bright kid, and I also believe when he gets older, he’ll be loony on the same level as the Phelps family in Westboro.


  14. homeless. Says:

    shitty stephen hawking


  15. gay dude Says:

    That shitty newscaster’s dismissive attitude sucks. The kid rules.


  16. Zippy Says:

    I won’t do the pledge until Glenn Beck dies.


  17. cuntvomit Says:

    The dad hates the gays.


  18. eatmyshorts Says:

    Well street boner is well aware of the term “gaywad” they are made up of a large group of them.


  19. GiZZz Says:

    This kid is fucking cool. “very solemnly, with a little bit of malice in my voice.” “go jump off a bridge.” Fucking gangster.


  20. melman Says:

    his dad’s def gay


  21. Mick Jagger Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpE_ssDRbk


  22. JuCIFER Says:

    That kid sounds like a cross between Eleanor Roosevelt and Mr. Burns.


  23. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    He’s gonna get hooked on Ketamine and Cocaine and wake up in precarious places before he knows it


  24. Danielle Says:

    Future serial killer.


  25. Francisco Says:

    that is the coolest 10 year old I have ever seen.


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