John Malony
John Molony, the mayor of the Australian outback mining town of Mount Isa, asked Australia’s uggos to come PARTY. He’s being hailed by some as a national hero and the proudest redneck around.

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This entry was posted on 08.18.08 at 3:54 pm by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
6 Comments
  1. Jimmy Says:

    You failed to mention their ongoing feud with neighbouring town Supermodelia, which is known for its great marmalade, and gams that go on for days…


  2. Fi Says:

    The woman might be ugly but the mayor must be pretty stupid if he doesn’t realise a ratio of 5:1 makes him totally disposable. Newsagent Larry’s got the right idea. “Happy to help” – I bet.


  3. Anonymous Says:

    Can we focus on what is important here, that John Molony invented a time machine which enables him to shop at lens crafters circa 1984, if that isn’t a ringing endorsement for carpetbagging it to Mount Isa and taking a ride on that potatoe nosed son of a bitch I don’t know what is!


  4. Spanky McTony Says:

    All i know is that I like my girls a little bit older. Where’s the town for that?


  5. marshall Says:

    i was going to attempt a smart ass tie-in w/ this story and all the ugly chicks in street boners lately, but i don’t have the energy.


  6. Igbo Says:

    the odds are good but the goods are odd


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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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This is just as ridiculous as BeyoncĂ© doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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