STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

I’m not ashamed to say, I used this last night. As it slid in and out of my looser-than-most vagina I thought to myself, “Go ahead.” Go ahead and use your stimulating package to make me enjoy whatever stimulus package you can dream up. I am your property. Use me. Abuse me. Then throw me away. I love you. God Bless America.

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7 Comments

wilbert harrison Says:

wow.

02.16.09 at 11:12 pm
dude up late Says:

i hate this girl. why does she post shit here? nothing she has ever ever ever written has once made me smile or think. beat it fatty.

02.17.09 at 12:46 am
umm Says:

pics or it didn’t happen

02.17.09 at 7:47 am
Barnard Animals Says:

The last few lines of this are most effective if read in a Trent Reznor ca. “Downward Spiral” scream of desperation

02.17.09 at 9:39 am
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

HAHAHA! YES! Alright, now that was quality material. Steppin’ up fawlz!

02.17.09 at 1:56 pm
Johann Ritter Says:

I once dated this chick and found a huge black dildo in her bed right after we f*cked. If I had found one of these instead, I would have seriously considered beating her with it.

02.17.09 at 2:32 pm
HRRRRRRRR Says:

Put this stimulus package balls deep in my ass.

02.17.09 at 10:54 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.