I am not sure where anyone got the idea that looking like you’re wearing a diaper with a fresh load in it looked good but the fact that two of these are sold out is so ridiculous I can’t stand it. This horrible trend has been holding steady for a while now and I can’t get into it (like with most if not all trends). These three sort of represent the normal and extreme versions of the ‘drop crotch’ style, with the first playing it very safe and the last being so over the top you have to wonder who is really wearing that. The middle pair are for dudes. There are none left in stock. What were you guys thinking?? Fashion-wise, I’d like to see a lot less of this shit all over the fucking place right now and more of sticking with this…
I know not everyone can pull off leather pants but if you’re one of those people, please don’t go for the drop crotch. There is a happy medium called blue jeans. Admittedly, black leather skinny waxed and zippered are some of my favorite types of trousers. They dominate the closet and wardrobe of both my husband and I and it’s been this way for a long time. Anyway, can you just picture unzipping that middle pair off for a quick sesh? I remember kids wearing fucking Adidas zip off pants when I was younger and how terrible I always thought they were. In a way these are sort of like that except they’re extremely hot.
If you’re interested in any of this it’s all from the most epic of shops, OAK in NYC.
x
Jen
Gnarlitude.com
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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03.23.09 at 11:43 pm
“Admittedly, black leather skinny waxed and zippered are some of my favorite types of trousers. They dominate the closet and wardrobe of both my husband and I and it’s been this way for a long time.”
What an unbearably chic couple you must make. Why, heads must turn as the two of you chasse in your fierce frockery.
03.23.09 at 11:55 pm
What an interesting post! And funny too! And wholesome! Jen you are a talent! Love you baby. Who loves ya?!! Grrrrrrr who loves ya!!
Attah girl- aaatah girl. Ata girl! That’s agirl. Who loves ya?!!
03.24.09 at 12:02 am
finally another pants situation outlined for me, i’ll put it in the war room with the rest
03.24.09 at 12:23 am
i know all about pants
03.24.09 at 12:29 am
Was drop-crotch invented for dudes who are trying to raise their sperm count to get their lady pregnant and aren’t aloud to wear pants that are tight in the crotch anymore or something? I’m just trying to explore the reasoning behind it. And I mean that would certainly explain why they look idiodic. Medical clothing always does. Kinda like those shoes for midgets with one long leg and one short leg. You know, like “the man from another place”. Twin Peaks? He spoke backwards exept reversed, and did a little dance? Look it up.
03.24.09 at 12:41 am
how do you wash leather pants?
03.24.09 at 1:23 am
those wax jeans are hot-ass shit, my roomate has a pair and i dream about kicking him out of his window and grabbing them
also you sound like kind of a twat(like most, if not all, who don’t know when to use commas)
03.24.09 at 3:05 am
Finally pants that make you look shorter and unable to ride a bike. Do the first ones have a Velcro crotch flap? If so they could help repopulate japan.
03.24.09 at 5:22 am
fag pants
03.24.09 at 6:08 am
Slumdog Gaypants
03.24.09 at 7:16 am
Puppets don’t know shit!
03.24.09 at 7:29 am
matt and kim….uuurrrgghh
03.24.09 at 7:34 am
My Grandpa didn’t fight in WWII, watching his buddies being gunned down left and right, so that some asshole in NYC 60 years later could wear these nausea-inducing, diaper-pants. I’m sure of it. Had they known, they would have simply laid down arms and said, “fuck it”.
03.24.09 at 9:43 am
Yeah, leather pants. Great idea. While we’re at it why don’t I wear a coat made out of tissue paper.
03.24.09 at 10:31 am
A friend of mine once told me
His one and only aim
To build a giant castle
And live inside his name
Cry and whispers sing in muted pain
That’s when I reach for my revolver
That’s when it all gets blown away
03.24.09 at 10:34 am
once you’re married, you shouldn’t be allowed to wear leather pants, and CERTAINLY not wear them with your spouse. Married couple wearing leather pants= don’t.
03.24.09 at 10:41 am
I guess I’ve been oblivious to the pack of “fashionable” 27 deeps roaming about like a bunch of circus strapped Europeans.
You’ve won, Jen. Clocking in a little community service by illuminating the benefits of zippered pants was a very kind of you. Though, the gloating nearly justifies a good knock the knot.
03.24.09 at 11:35 am
I just shit my pants. It’s the newest thing. All the kids will be wearing their Skiddies this Spring.
03.24.09 at 11:42 am
…alll the more sta-prest for me suckers.
03.24.09 at 12:19 pm
2K9=The rise of “poop-in-these” pants & the fall of toilets.
Toilets will become obsolete in the 20′teens.
Jen are you covering topless sandals next?
<3 U,
val
03.24.09 at 12:35 pm
they should develop an abortion line of fashion. pro-choice wear for those determind to remain foetus-free! what to wear when you’re scraping baby away!
03.24.09 at 12:43 pm
i dunno somehow it appeals to me the middle dude-filled pants pair and makes me want to go tobogganing
03.24.09 at 12:43 pm
SQUIK! SQUIK!
03.24.09 at 12:51 pm
‘This horrible trend has been holding steady for a while now and I can’t get into it (like with most if not all trends these days)’
Hahahaha are you fucking kidding me? Stop sucking your own dick in EVERY ARTICLE YOU WRITE. Seriously, let’s try to find one where you don’t subtley drop how you loved/knew/were into some stupid fucking thing ages before the rest of us?
03.24.09 at 2:26 pm
why? why did i read this?
03.24.09 at 2:27 pm
Actually on second thought, just choke on that aforementioned (and metaphorical) dick. Please.
03.24.09 at 2:28 pm
i lived in spain for a while and these pants, esp the third type, are super hip there. at first i was like ew, but then that shock went away, and i realized all the pretty/cool girls wore them and made them look fierce (plus they look super comfy).
although they do kind of remind me of those black gaucho-y pants that were popular among dumb college girls a few years ago .
03.24.09 at 2:52 pm
Who the fuck says “fierce”?
03.24.09 at 3:02 pm
This is the kind of shit that makes me ashamed of myself for being human.
03.24.09 at 3:52 pm
Big dicker poopie pants.
03.24.09 at 3:52 pm
Fierce
03.24.09 at 3:54 pm
I’ve got room for Herve Villechaize in my pants.
03.24.09 at 3:54 pm
Why did America get so uber-gay while George Bush was President?
03.24.09 at 3:55 pm
It’s only a matter of time before they start making men’s pants with anal zippers.
03.24.09 at 3:57 pm
Make that anal zippers with fox tails and lube attached.
03.24.09 at 3:59 pm
grosssssss Jen honestly your mens fashion article was pushing it but what in the hale are you writing about now. okay its pants but my ‘husband and i are dorks in these genie pants we live in new york city and wear leather’ word boogers make me crap my pants for real
03.24.09 at 4:50 pm
lol Aladdin pants are stylish? woah i must be getting old..
03.24.09 at 5:00 pm
i <3 DCP’s there my fav. They allow you to never grow completely up…
03.24.09 at 5:13 pm
>Why did America get so uber-gay while George Bush was President?
For the same reason that Dick Cheney’s daughter is a geeky gay woman.
03.24.09 at 7:03 pm
You should die.
03.24.09 at 7:04 pm
seriously, there’s nothing crust about oak, or any of the other heinously overpriced leather and studded hardcore-knock off shit on jen’s site. less of her articles, please. cat fancier’s dead on- get the fuck over yourself, jen. you don’t follow or like trends? is that why you write for the urban outfitters blog?
03.24.09 at 7:22 pm
i only shop at Urban Aborters. they make those pants with the built-in placenta catcher for terminating life’s little oopsies. Totes convenient.
03.24.09 at 7:26 pm
hey jen , ur husbands a fag. just a FYI. also, those pants would b great for bitches wit grossly oversized labia. ( i learned about that on dr. 90210)
03.24.09 at 9:07 pm
Hate the baggy pants because they encourage fat people. Let’s make all the pants ridiculously skinny so that fat asses either have to lose weight or go pantsless…wait, what I’m saying, that would totally back-fire and then we’d have to see all these pantsless fatties all over the place cuz you know they’d do it just to gross us, skinny people, out.
03.24.09 at 10:16 pm
LEATHER PANTS = STANKY CROTCH
YOU DONT LOOK PAST THE NERD GLASSES TREND THO DID U
03.25.09 at 12:12 am
super-LOL at chachi
03.25.09 at 1:36 pm
FIERCE~!!!
03.25.09 at 9:39 pm
the only way doods can wear tgose jeans if they are; A. born skinny
B. have a GREAT metabolism C. do tons of good coke and tina
PS I am jealous of those in catagories B and C
03.26.09 at 12:31 am
leather is not rock and roll. Though all you twats would have us think so.
03.26.09 at 3:29 am
Oh yeah, I totally agree about OAK being the most epic shop in NYC, and possibly all of East Coast. love the leather pants.
03.26.09 at 9:41 am