Conservative author Ann Coulter got pissy with Kathie Lee and Hoda on Today this morning, which led the two yentas to have the knee-jerk reaction of winning Ann over by complimenting her on her thinness. Which led me to question if her breath smells from being hungry.
Ann had a rough time during her interview with Matt Lauer earlier this morning, which accounts for her feistiness. However, I always thought that a lot of the fire in her belly was from hunger pangs. (She’s known to eat very little, and she’s discussed maybe, sorta, kinda having an eating disorder in the past.)
Did you know that she’s a huge fag hag? She hangs out with gays in the liberal media (albeit food critics and entertainment editors) and while she may have an empty stomach, she eats up the attention they give her, and the fact that they actually get her jokes. I know one of the gays, so I asked him this morning if her breath smells bad.
He said, “No, it smells like white wine.”
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Not sure what kind of voodoo mojo this guy is using but he just made a pile of gay shit look badass.
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All Tomorrow’s Parties is a great place to see people passed out on couches while their favorite band plays down the hall.
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Ann Coulter is a worthless piece of dogshit, anyway I thought her jaw was wired shut?
01.07.09 at 2:24 pm
she was also a grateful dead fan. she’s seen over 50 shows, brah. she’s still the walking definition of “cunt”, though. fuck that nightmare bitch. she’s one of the few people who i would actually recommend suicide to. killing herself is the only solution to her problems.
01.07.09 at 2:26 pm
WELL THIS IS A COINCIDENTAL OCCURENCE BECASUE ONLY JUST YESTERDAY I WAS SAYING THAT ANNE COLTER IS RIGHT BECAUSE OF HOW BIG HER BIBLIOGRAPHY SIZES AND NOW “TA DA” HERE SHE IS ON THE MAIN PAGE
01.07.09 at 2:47 pm
Somehow…I knew her breath smelled like white wine.
01.07.09 at 2:47 pm
vino blanco and coque cheese is Ann Coulter’s prefered treat
01.07.09 at 3:11 pm
“I will hang from a ski lift though.” Ann Coulter saw today’s Street Carnage article!
01.07.09 at 3:14 pm
When I was a kid, like 12 years old, I had this friend named Dave. One sultry summer day, Dave and I walked in on his mom as she gave her boyfriend Joe a blow job (deep throat baby, i shit you not). It blew me away and made me feel surprisingly ill, especially since a couple of days prior Joe had taken us to Mickey Dee’s, providing din-din entertainment by shoving a whole Big Mac in his mouth. What a hero. Many blow-job spirits had been dispensing portent prior to the blow-job sighting. Oedipal Dave (“I’m turned on and I wanna kill somebody too”) insisted on spying on said bee-jay until conclusion. They never got there because I ended up dealing with my nausea by shooting a rubber band into Joe’s hairy boot just as the getting started getting really good. We ran away laughing our asses off. No one even mentioned it later, but I did puke chili dash dogs that night. The point of my story is that Dave’s mom was a dead-ringer for Ann “I’m a deadhead” Coulter. Buh-bye now.
01.07.09 at 3:27 pm
I’d similarly recommend suicide to the obnoxius cunt posting above
01.07.09 at 4:58 pm
this is the stupidest fucking post ever. making fun of ann coulter is about as novel or entertaining as making fun of richard simmons. yah, yeah she’s a leathery undead tranny cunt made from the remains of sea biscuit that were resurrected by satan when he was drunk on listerine. THOSE ARE JUST FACTS! saying negative shit about Trann Coulter is like saying the earth is round. we already fucking know ! Trann won’t die until we forget about it, like candyman.
01.07.09 at 5:11 pm
Wow. What a fucking miserable dick. May you and your children get AIDS and ebola.
01.07.09 at 5:28 pm
Meaning Capt. Obvious that is, not anyone else. Fuck this shit.
01.07.09 at 5:30 pm
ugh. She’s annoying. The tips about landing a man from Kathy would be more interesting then that rich dude talking about unwed mothers.
01.07.09 at 5:36 pm
Did Coulter just say than fathers shouldn’t have parental rights unless they were/are married to the mother and that mothers shouldn’t have the right to support payments unless they are married to the father? That is the fucking crazies thing I have ever heard. There should definitely be situations where a parent loses custody of a child, such as abuse, but those situations should be few and far between. To argue that being unmarried should be one of those situations is fascism. Her second argument is just illogical. If the mother and father are married, court ordered support payments would not be necessary. At least, I would hope so. In fact, if a father who is married to the mother is forced by a court to spend money on their children than I think that would probably be a situation where the father should lose custody because a court order would only be necessary if he was not providing his children with the type of life that would be appropriate in view of the families income. For example, an upper middle class family where the children had to wear ragged winter coats that were falling apart even though the family income was large enough that buying new coats would not break the bank.
An obvious way to reduce the number of single mothers, particularly single mothers under the age of eighteen, is sex education. Of course, I am sure that Coulter is against mandatory sex education in school or at the very least, she probably only supports a curriculum that is based on abstinence, as opposed to one that teaches safe sex practices like the use of birth control, even in the face of a recent study that found that abstinence only programs are ineffective. The facts of sexual reproduction are morally neutral in the same way that the explanation of why the sun sets in the west is morally neutral. It is scientific fact that is indisputable. When and who you should have sex with, which is not fact but rather a personal choice, is the very thing that schools should not be teaching children. In that way, abstinence only programs that limit the amount of information that is given to students regarding how human reproduction occurs, the full spectrum of which includes those ways that reproduction is prevented from occurring, co-opts the very same parental rights and duties that conservatives love to crow about when arguing against mandatory sex education in schools.
The most ridiculous thing of the entire segment is that Coulter complains about being attacked by the media when she has based her entire career on outrageous slander and insult. When discussing 9/11 and the war on terror, she has repeatedly called various opponents to the war traitors who in their dissension give aid to the enemy. In other words, to take a page from Coulter’s playbook and engage in an ad hominem attack, she is a stupid cunt.
On a lighter note, her hair looks really wispy and thin which I think is a symptom of the vitamin and nutrient deficiency that occurs when one has an eating disorder.
01.07.09 at 6:03 pm
Did I write that? WOW. PMS is hitting hard today.
01.07.09 at 6:20 pm
i’d guess REPUBLICAN DING DONG!
01.07.09 at 6:41 pm
I love how Kathy Lee just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. She’s seems like such a fun cunt, she’d probably tongue a good asshole.
01.07.09 at 9:46 pm
haha are you girls just jealous of ann coulter and her skinniness?
she is so punk.
01.07.09 at 9:55 pm
seriously…why do you write that stupid bullshit? you are such an ass kisser its not even funny. the only thing that your retarded little anecdotes ever really say to anyone is “oh Gavin! please let me write for you and be me friend!”
eat shit and die. mother fucker.
01.07.09 at 10:42 pm
^^^^Perfect^^^^
01.07.09 at 10:56 pm
Anne could use a good dicking.
01.08.09 at 4:27 pm
Some cookies are tasty
Other cookies aren’t as tasty
01.08.09 at 11:51 pm
I would love to suck her cunt. I would put my head between her thighs and let her squeeze my face until she came. At that point, I would suck her dry.
01.07.10 at 2:08 pm
If Ann Coulter is a tranny Iwould give her head and let her cum in my mouth.
01.21.10 at 12:51 pm
I’ll bet she likes to get it up the ass. Do you Ann? If you do, I will put my big boner up there for you.
02.01.10 at 2:48 pm
I am a lesbian and I would love to give Ann A good lickung.
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