I came back to the hotel in Barcelona, where my band are playing a few shows, at 6:00 am (People stay out late here) and turned on CNN. Expecting to get an update on the latest from the Russia vs. Georgia conflict, I was a little taken aback to come across this little bit of “monkey news”. 12 hours of drinking and a debilitating bout of complete European alcohol poisoning did not make this news brief any easier to digest. Poor monkey.

Nick Thorburn

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4 Comments
  1. SHITCOCK Says:

    Unsurprisingly it has come out already that these guys took roadkill bodies and threw it into a bigfoot costume.


  2. Taeil Says:

    These guys, Jim Goad, and the Black Lips make Georgia the most punk rock place in the planet.


  3. ugh Says:

    Hahaha, “hunt bigfoot in their spare time”? I just died a little when I realized that’s probably way less ridiculous than how I piss away mine. Good for them.


  4. bandini Says:

    “…the most punk rock place in the planet…”

    i just puked up on my baby clothes.

    i want to never hear the words “punk rock” ever again.


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