I think Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend CREAMS The Ancient Dogoo Girl. UMRL has a clear forward movement that makes Xavier Renegade Angel look like a nomad (which he is). All ADG does is come across like a pale imitation of… um… Shit, I just spent an hour googling “her tits are guns” but I can’t find the thing. Wasn’t there already a movie about some ninja chicks who had guns for tits? Can you find it for me?

Stolen from David Thompson.

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15 Comments
  1. lol@u Says:

    I dunno, I’d rather watch the latter. There’s this trippy show on IFC right now called Food Party. It makes me feel like I’m high watching it, even if I’m not. http://www.ifc.com/food-party/video.php


  2. lol@u Says:

    http://foodparty.tv/videos/


  3. teenagewizard Says:

    does anyone have the link to the original billy herrington video that spawned the muscle video?


  4. milky Says:

    the sun from teletubbies at the end!


  5. __ Says:

    original gag is from austin powers DOYY!!!


  6. juicy Brucey Says:

    SERIOUSLY! i wish i knew japanese… BECAUSE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE BEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!


  7. french guy Says:

    you could link to where you found it you know… like “the internet is terrible” for example.
    hate the new site.


  8. dirtynickels Says:

    nice redesign retards. you also have banners for the worst movie ever.


  9. kat Says:

    yeah really, new site is ugly as shit.
    also i would watch the ultimate dogoo girl so hard. so funny. maybe you’re trying to remember austin powers though? i remember the fembots having tits for guns.


  10. crampon Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-gGes6qig

    the japs have a ton of movies with tit weapons


  11. homeless. Says:

    homosegway


  12. the nacho chip Says:

    i like the new layout. do the japanese know that they are crazy? i mean is it contrived or what?


  13. Taeil Says:

    I can’t believe Korea was conquered by these motherfuckers.


  14. err Says:

    looks like Reon Kadena … then again, they all look the same.


  15. ding Says:

    a coin operated version of that homo video game should be in every spa-sauna and public dunny – would make a fortune!


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