Apparently, Lions Gate let Sticky Fingaz from Onyx direct a feature-length musical. It stars Mekhi Pfifer, Omar Epps, Michael Rapaport, Faizon Love, Treach, Drena De Niro (Robert De Niro’s daughter), and Ray J (Brandy’s little brother/the guy that filmed himself fucking Kim Kardashian). I don’t think it’s a comedy, but the trailer is a knee-slapper:

It seems like a literal joke, right? Sticky Fingaz describes it as “Godfather meets Romeo & Juliet.” Um, alls I got from those three minutes, 49 seconds was boobs, guns, a guy getting killed on a toilet, and Michael Rapaport slamming the final nail into the coffin encapsulating his career.

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18 Comments
  1. Cuntegonde Says:

    Oh, how I wish niggas and niggarettes (irrespective of actual skin color, of course) walked around coming with rhymes straight off the dome like this. To be honest, it’d be easier to understand some of my brothers and sisters (irrespective of actual skin color, of course– again).

    I get tired of asking, “What?”

    Movie looks like gold, btw.


  2. Cuntegonde Says:

    It’s good to see Robert DeNiro threw his daughter a bone


  3. egad Says:

    I gotta see this cause Clarence Williams III is in it. He was in Tales from the Hood, the best hood Tales from the Crypt rip-off ever


  4. neezy Says:

    niggarettes.


  5. scott Says:

    I hope you don’t get blacklisted from hip hop action drama musicals for saying DeNiro’s daughter looks like a drag queen.


  6. Haze Says:

    oh my god. I need to see this movie. I will not bootleg it either. I will pay to see it.


  7. crampon Says:

    DeNiro’s daughter looks like she’s made outta melting wax or plastic


  8. Street Carnage is brought to you by AMC's Mad Men Says:

    Fucking Michael Rappaport.


  9. Beef Says:

    I can’t wait for the hottest hip hop action drama to hit the streets.


  10. Fancypants Says:

    Eh, I’ve never liked musicals.


  11. the wizard Says:

    I’m just excited about what looks like some of the most amazing cinematography and set design of the last decade. Serious. Wow. I mean, what is that, miniDV?


  12. Six Buckets Says:

    I predict De Niro will disown his daughter at the premier.


  13. Mron Says:

    No fucking way…


  14. g'd up Says:

    clarence williams and bokeem woodbine, nuff said.

    but that deana dinero chick sounded like a tranny eminem


  15. R. Kelly Says:

    If that is Clarence Williams III, numbers I and II must be old as shit.


  16. !! Says:

    i really wish this were real


  17. do losta drugs Says:

    PLEASE LEAVE THE VIDEOS TO BECKLES


  18. snowballers Says:

    its nigettes.


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