When Ramstein decided they were gonna blow the minds of the world with their video “Pussy”, they must have been targeting people under ten years old, nuns, the Taliban, female evangelists and people over 80. Spinning newspaper to my Cherman buds in Ramstein, headline reads: PORN HAS BEEN AROUND FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. I guess doing a porn video to your song “Pussy” is a bold statement, somehow, somewhere, but there is also this: Try typing in “pussy” on a search engine.
Whoa! Look at that! Someone got there first guys. And as far as irreverent goes, this resides in Brute Cologne, Germany.
However, I thank you for making one of my favorite pieces of TV CARNAGE to come along in a while.
P.S. For the fist time ever, I will warn people not to watch this video in public and you have to be over 18 to watch this.
To all others, prepare to yawwwwnnnnnn.
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bleeeeeeeeeeeeeggg
“dicka”
09.24.09 at 1:12 pm
Hitler is still bummed Oasis broke up.
09.24.09 at 1:16 pm
This is my new ringtone now, thanks.
09.24.09 at 1:24 pm
Du hast me yawning.
did he say “stick my bratwurst in your sourkraut”? really? gross.
09.24.09 at 1:27 pm
Blogniger you seeming to having too much uf UNHEALTY obsesion with womens outside of your race. This is why USA black peopples are so depprived. Because they cannot maintaing healthy care for race.
This is probblem for all of USA.
So you know your probblem:
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09.24.09 at 1:49 pm
this song is already making fun of itself, and all you’re adding is “yawnstein”?
09.24.09 at 1:50 pm
Yep D. eric. Agreed. they should have made a video with rabbits fucking or rainbows fucking.. this is too on zee nosenen!
DICKA!
09.24.09 at 1:53 pm
The lyrics point to your theory about the 10 and under set.
09.24.09 at 2:02 pm
YOU HAFF PUSSAY, I HAFF DICKA
09.24.09 at 2:12 pm
why are europeans so corny?
09.24.09 at 2:25 pm
^ Because they’re awful
09.24.09 at 2:52 pm
gross! germans are always too comfortable with porn. i have no problem with it, actually, but i watched the german station sometimes when i lived in spain, and it used to come on after the evening news or a soccer game. it just made me feel the social proportions of all these gross german men jerking off at the same time to the same video i was watching.
even if this is a parody or a joke on themselves, it’s still seriously a song that they seriously put effort into and it seriously IS yawnstein and grosstien. did it go back around to funny, yet?
09.24.09 at 2:57 pm
The video/song is obviosuly about the BANALITY of pornography and sexual politics. Germany practically re-invented porn in the “VHS” era. You’re barking up the wrong tree, D. Beckles.
09.24.09 at 3:12 pm
Those dongs are all special effects… C.G.I.
09.24.09 at 3:57 pm
@ Kanye Swanye with all of that GGG porn… look commenting on the banal in this case is … anal.
I gotta get back to my sandwich.
And yes there are a lot of CGI dongs and faces and it’s really clever.
09.24.09 at 4:28 pm
The song is mainly making fun of an ultra left “initiative” in Germany called “I can’t relax in Deutschland”. Rammstein’s singer said in an interview that he feels bad for people who can only relax while on holiday.
09.24.09 at 5:57 pm
dic…….. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
09.24.09 at 8:40 pm
so boring. this one’s much better.
09.24.09 at 9:04 pm
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09.24.09 at 9:37 pm
they’re old and dress like middle schoolers
09.24.09 at 9:39 pm
This blows.
Pussy Poppin’ killed it though.
09.24.09 at 11:35 pm
the only thing lamer than this video is making fun of fucking ramstein, for chrissakes!
09.25.09 at 12:11 am
fuck we fucked up big time. the bomb should have landed on berlin not hiroshima. then we wouldnt have had to sit through that shit
09.25.09 at 2:57 am
they’re just loling@U people…
Also : old.
09.25.09 at 6:14 am
GREAT!!
BlitzKrieg mit dem FleischGewehr
09.25.09 at 10:39 am
besides the pussy and dickAAAHH part it sounded like they were just saying every german word americans know. autobahn, fahrvergnugen, bratwurst, sauerkraut…
09.25.09 at 5:13 pm
Can we get some more posts of Gavin’s Dick already?
09.25.09 at 11:04 pm
i’m pretty sure this won the eurovision song contest – got my vote too!
12.04.09 at 7:24 am