There is a new professional basketball league recruiting “only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race,” and people seem to be getting pretty pissed about it. The commissioner of the league believes that “people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.”
Hey, you know what? It’s possible that the idea of a Caucasian-only basketball league isn’t so racist. White dudes who want to play basketball have been the underdogs in America for some time now; Larry Bird was like a million years ago, plus Steve Nash is Canadian. Maybe it’s about time they get a chance to touch the ball, am I right?
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So basically this is a professional extension of Christian school basketball?
01.28.10 at 10:32 am
i’d rather watch this -
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/dwarf-basketball-team-aims-to-create-little-nba/19328857
its funny that these two come into the news the same week.
01.28.10 at 11:01 am
White people are so lame. Who would wanna watch a bunch kurts, chads, brians, joshuas and todds making layup after layup? The honkeys that are good have made it to the already standardized professional basketball league. I guess it’s a rich tradition for white folks, if you can’t join ‘em, start a half-assed version of the same thing that you can excel it in obscurity. Coming to a driveway goal near you!
01.28.10 at 11:15 am
I’d watch it. I mean, it’s sports, right? So yeah, I’d watch it.
01.28.10 at 11:53 am
How is this more offensive than black colleges?
We’re all different. That’s what “diversity” is about.
The whites, they have trouble jumping.
The blacks, they have trouble reading.
01.28.10 at 11:55 am
“The whites, they have trouble jumping.
The blacks, they have trouble reading.”
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
01.28.10 at 12:20 pm
But…white people don’t do anything in obscurity. At least compared to “other” “types”
01.28.10 at 12:43 pm
yuck, american white guys !!!! What about all those smoking hot croats?(like that dude in the lakers)
01.28.10 at 12:54 pm
yous a racialist
01.28.10 at 1:28 pm
no stupids, not white just people, who are REAL white people too, they are all over the world, this should be a league of OUR real white people, aka AMERICAN white people, with american parents, not some low-budg greenpoint-style white trash foreigners. putting together an all-caucasian league would be mostly an aesthetic choice. it’d leave room for all kinds of gypsies and not-really-white-but-kinda-looks-white-enough-to-pass-for-white players. think about all the imposters like half-puerto ricans who you think are just white-kids from the suburbs. little did you know, they might be the children of american parents, but they’re not really white, just hoping to pass for white so they can play in this league or be included in other exclusive institutions like the KKK or christian heaven. those are the 2 issues, keeping caucasian NON-americans and american NON-whites from playing in this league…it’s only right…and to do this effectively, i nominate American Hitler to keep all the lessers outta this dream-league and anywhere else they don’t fit in.
01.28.10 at 1:55 pm
Doprah said: “I guess it’s a rich tradition for white folks, if you can’t join ‘em, start a half-assed version of the same thing that you can excel it in obscurity.”
The irony is, that’s the mission statement over at the WB
01.28.10 at 1:56 pm
“think about all the imposters like half-puerto ricans”
ohh the irony!
01.28.10 at 2:34 pm
white men can’t jump? they don’t have to
01.28.10 at 4:39 pm
White People have country line dancin’… That’s got a nice handycap.
01.28.10 at 5:31 pm
oh and don’t forget incest!
01.28.10 at 5:33 pm
Could there be anything worse than watching an all white American basketball game? Every game would be like watching the San Antonio Spurs play the San Antonio Spurs. Cracker ‘Mericans: leave basketball to the coloreds and the eastern Europeans.
01.28.10 at 10:18 pm
GET A SOCIOLOGY MAJOR UP ON THIS SHIT!!!!!
01.29.10 at 4:28 pm
This idea sounds about as profitable as coffee shop poetry.
02.03.10 at 1:48 pm