Now we’ve all had our encounters with those who are out of touch with their culture, but the ones that are manufactured here in the South are of a different caliber than the ones you might have dealt with.
Hanging out with wiggers down south is a chore in and of itself. It’s kind of like watching gore or violence, your stomach churns a little when you see them in action “hunching-air.”
You see, these wanna-be thugs are hard to capture in there natural surroundings. If you bring out a camera they come to some sort of conclusion that you’re the po-po trying to bring them down for that weed charge from the 9th grade. Of course, they look at the weed charge as a positive development “cause that’s when the game changed,” leading them to drop out and go big time, pushing those O-Zs.
At least they smoke blunts together, but then again this could be the problem seeing as smoking weed all day, every day dries up the noodle.
UPDATE: Here are some wigger pics by Lance.
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um i just feel sorry for those kids…
10.07.08 at 12:55 pm
studies of ganja smokin rastas hav shown no physiological permutations or ill side effects from cannabis ingestion except they’re very happy whilst puttin’ it to their sugahs
10.07.08 at 1:15 pm
I would take a cotton field’s worth of pleasure watching these honky cats get lynched by righteously incensed packs of Southern pickaninnies.
Better still would be hearing them scream, “Why, dawg? Why? I’m down with the cause, dawg!” before the nooses crushed their windpipes.
10.07.08 at 1:21 pm
Why do people continue to deny that there are ill side effects to smoking too much pot. No one is saying it’s going to hurt you if you smoke a joint once and awhile — but clearly anyone who has smoked everyday all day for a length of time can attest that you start to feel dull and anything but happy.
10.07.08 at 1:33 pm
Somebody call social services! What chance have those poor kids got?!
10.07.08 at 2:18 pm
so all black people are supposed to act “black”, and all white people are supposed to act “white”? so is Obama a “coconut” or an uncle tom?
fuck you, racist. your writing sucks.
10.07.08 at 2:28 pm
I like wiggers
http://nonthreateningblackmale.blogspot.com/2008/08/wiggers.html
10.07.08 at 2:35 pm
white people who actively hate wiggers are inherently racist.
10.07.08 at 2:36 pm
If wigger is inherently racist, what else do you call nerds who idolize rappers, live in the suburbs and dress in maternity wear?
10.07.08 at 2:46 pm
do whatever you fucking want. who cares what “race” you are? fuck teams, fuck cultures, fuck self-segregation.
10.07.08 at 2:50 pm
“white people who actively hate wiggers are inherently racist.”
True. And the scores of blacks who flap their blue gums about “Oreos” and “Uncle Toms” and who actively hate any black person who “acts white” are not racist.
Sterling logic. Golden. No, make that gold encrusted with diamonds.
10.07.08 at 2:57 pm
Ooga-Booga! “Racist!” Bad word! It casts a spell! Beware the racist! They’re poison! Don’t touch ‘em! Ooga-Booga!
10.07.08 at 3:12 pm
YO YOyo u YO. Yo SEEP why you trying to delve deep into my dog trying to promote me?
Bottom line _____ People should act accordingly.
My new album drops on the 21st. Go out and buy that shit, lil’ hommie!
Yall better recognize or I’ll send out my main man http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=123124463 to come out and stomp that ass!
10.07.08 at 3:28 pm
Wigger hunting is awesome!
10.07.08 at 4:09 pm
that was pretty trifling-ass
10.07.08 at 4:15 pm
It’s hard out here for a wigger.
I should know. I was one of the world’s first wiggers and one of the world’s first ex-wiggers. I hung up my Nikes and my Raiders shirt around ‘91 or so. Like the scales falling from St. Paul’s eyes, it occurred to me that it was extraordinarily patronizing and inauthentic for me to appropriate someone else’s culture, especially one so laden with historical meaning as black America’s.
Self-hatred is not an appealing trait among any individual or group of people. I think wiggerism is the natural result of the unrelenting messages hammered into the collective unconscious via the (predominantly white) media and the (predominantly white) educational system that there’s nuffin’ cool about being white. Sure, if you don’t know anything about Smokey Yunick or George Raft or Eddie Cochran or Dave Dudley.
10.07.08 at 4:22 pm
this footage is incredible.
10.07.08 at 5:22 pm
According to the author smoking blunts all the live long day leads to scrotal impairment; how is that even possible, Misterdoucheman? Speaking from experience are you or did your girlfriend inform you as much post-coitus?
10.07.08 at 5:54 pm
Wiggerism isn’t a culture, in my opinion. It is a trend that has been perpetuated by, as Mr. Jim Goad said, the perception of white people as anything but cool. Sure ‘cool’ is relative, but to a young kid that probably isn’t the smartest brick on the wall, probably doesn’t feel connected to his family, probably isn’t truly confident with who he is, and is sick of being laughed at for being a redneck, it is a chance to join the lowest common denominator and become part of a posse.
These disenfranchised souls want to spit rhymes and be part of a brotherhood, instead of working hard to be a productive member of society, because it’s the easiest road to ‘fitting in’. Hip-hop culture (if I can call that a culture) has to be one of the easiest cultures to belong to. All they need is a beat and a vocabulary of 15-20 choice words. Then they can just follow the slight changes as the years go on and be gangsta 4 eva. When it is decided that Cognac is shit, and Hennessey is the tits, the mighty wigger faithful can easily adapt. They don’t have to read a book or take a class, or even be decent people.
10.07.08 at 6:06 pm
did you seriously think I was talking about the menstrual miner? I was talking about da brain ya ya-ya yeast cake
10.07.08 at 6:18 pm
‘True. And the scores of blacks who flap their blue gums about “Oreos” and “Uncle Toms” and who actively hate any black person who “acts white” are not racist.’
where did i say it wasn’t racist.
The lady doth protest too much.
The guilty speak the loudest.
10.07.08 at 6:52 pm
Whites have appropriated black culture since blues, jazz, and rock ‘n’ roll. And to a larger extent, so did everyone else. Um, so what exactly is the problem with wiggers? It’s the least coolest thing you can be in Echo Park. I would completely understand wanting to punch Kenny G in the face, but don’t you think having outright contempt for such white people (and let’s not forget Azn boys) some cathartic way of expelling self hatred for being the ultimate biter culture?
Or maybe it’s the fact modern hip hop culture is totally fucking gay and retarded. Again something that was posted before.
These guys are so amusing though. Especially the 2nd video. Am I the only guy who LIVED FOR watching the White Rapper Show on Vh1???? That show was PRICELESS. PRICELESS>>>>
10.07.08 at 9:16 pm
Is it really going out on a limb to hate wiggers?
It’s not 1999.
10.07.08 at 10:01 pm
It’s not 1999.
lol
its cool to hate hipsters now. But he can’t. Rock & Hardplace
10.07.08 at 10:15 pm
the pick up artist was way better than the white rapper show.
10.08.08 at 1:37 am
You’re goddamned right there medium dongle !!!!!!
plus’s on the comment ! ! !
KEe p it UP there budddy-0!
10.08.08 at 5:27 am
I think that the wigger girl could be cute if she knew how to dress like a female.
10.08.08 at 6:23 am
“Ultimate biter culture,” eh, Taeil?
Let’s not forget Korean punk rockers, AKA “kimchunkers.”
I don’t remember any gooks being in Black Flag. An occasional wetback, but never for long.
Please, sir, keep them lips sealed, lest I unspool a 57,000-word rant about Japanese rockabillies.
10.08.08 at 7:50 am
this shit is fucking stupid. all you dumbasses posting dont know shit either. just shut the fuck up and do what ever it is you do. bunch of crying bitch ass faggots
10.08.08 at 8:51 am
^^ OH The ironing
10.08.08 at 9:49 am
One thing I’ve always noticed about wiggerism is that in the futile attempt to not be white, the wigger ends up highlighting and bringing attention to his whiteness a thousand times more than the person who just acts white. Is it possible for a person to be more self-consciously white than when they are acting black? I don’t think so.
10.08.08 at 9:59 am
Whatever happened to these deep south good ol’ boys listening to Slayer and Pantera and whatnot? When did the trend switch so that that same demographic listens instead to tupac and threesixmafia or whatever other shit rap their listening to? At least the shit metal seems more appropriate.
these kids are a fucking joke.
10.08.08 at 10:16 am
correction: i dont necessarily think pantera or slayer are shit metal, but you know what i mean.
10.08.08 at 10:17 am
Just wait until these motherfuckers start demanding their rights and feeling all victimized.
“How come there ain’t no wigger literature taught in our schools?”
“How come there ain’t no wiggers in government?”
“Did you know that Shakespeare was a wigger?”
“White man’s afraid of what a wigger will do if he ever lets him out his cage.”
“White man don’t like a wigger sniffin round his daughter.”
“Wiggers have the biggest dicks.”
“Jesus was a wigger too.”
“We need more wigger college football coaches.”
“Vote for a wigger. Vote for change.”
“Damn. Wigger cain’t get a job to save his life.”
“The government sells crack on every street corner in wigger neighborhoods.”
“I’d like to major in Wigger-American studies.”
“The government put sterilization drugs in a wigger’s 40.”
“My city banned pit bulls cuz they don’t like a wigger and his dog.”
“Just another wigger tryin to make it in a white man’s world.”
10.08.08 at 11:02 am
yeah you don’t want the surviving members of Pantera to track you down through your IP address or have the lead singer of Slayer come visit your mom like he’s the main dude in No Country for Old Men….
yeah I know what you mean:Pussy
10.08.08 at 11:04 am
I hate the term Wigger. You can’t use the term without implying that black people are niggers. It’s disgusting! But since this seems the only word available in this post let me just stick up for “wiggers” for a minute…and “oreos” too for that matter. These kind of people are like the glue that holds the south together and keeps us from all killing each other. Seriously, where would we be without the Obama’s of the world that can see people from such a non-racial standpoint?
10.08.08 at 11:45 am
Oh, and chick in the middle is rockin more of a Chola vibe than a black one.
10.08.08 at 11:46 am
According to Danielle’s cogent analysis, the only people who keep our fragile world from crumbling are those who pretend they’re something they aren’t.
I’ll bet when MENSA passed through Danielle’s neighborhood seeking to recruit members, they passed right by her house.
10.08.08 at 11:52 am
I’m confused—did she just call Obama an oreo or a wigger?
10.08.08 at 12:14 pm
You could stuff quarters in that cholo bitch’s nostrils.
10.08.08 at 1:22 pm
all white people are ghey
10.08.08 at 7:09 pm
Hey Felukwekwe Alumbwebwe, it’s not that she could stuff quarters up her nostrils, it’s more like she could pick her nose with her big toe!
10.08.08 at 7:58 pm
i know its a cliche (stuffwhitepeoplelike) or whatever the word is, but heres one for all the people that hate wiggers:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/08/18/107-self-aware-hip-hop-references/
question:
about the wigger thing, at what point can you stop calling them wiggers, in terms of, when the wigger is ACTUALLY DOING incredibly fucking scary dangerous bigballs shit-in-your-pants nasty gangsterous things and you realise that while this person might LOOK like another ‘wigger’ you can laugh at, the reality is that they will kill your whole family. i know it sounds lame but im just saying, some of these guys you might call wiggers (not to their face) are actually not faking it or pretending about ANYTHING. its an inconvenient truth i know, because it would be so much funner for book learned people to laugh at them as if they are cartoon characters, but yeah, i dont know, im not sure if you understand, im talking about white kids that are into rap and cant stay out of jail and scare the shit out of black middle class kids that are into rap.
its kind of gross when jim goads fanboy internet chatroom friends all start posting on a blog, i dont know why.
but yeah, im talking about jail boy hard core white kids that are into rap that will make you shit into your pants in fear. if you’ve never seen them then you are a sheltered baby and you can keep thinking all of these people are harmless
10.09.08 at 12:02 am
It’s funner to speak unproper English. Even if a kid is a ’successful’ wigger, he’s still a wigger.
10.09.08 at 1:09 am
On June 23rd on this very site, “dompt,” you asked me, “Can I sign up on your forum please?” Back then, you seemed quite keen on becoming one of my “fanboy internet chatroom friends.” Apparently the fact that I rejected you has caused such collateral damage, you’ve made 900 disparaging posts about me in the interim. Let it go, boy. Take some time to heal.
What a bold anonymous keyboard warrior you are, talking about sheltered babies. I’m guessing you’ve never been to prison.
10.09.08 at 8:22 am
Let’s be fair now. Seeing a real live, breathing wigger loping around in their natural element is far more terrifying than baby-fag bullshit like going to prison. That kid’s got balls for surviving it.
10.09.08 at 10:12 am
It looks like you’re getting a great deal of publicity here Lance a Lot. I have to put in my 2 cents worth regarding the racism and hatred motif related to these replies. I for one hate almost all people that are obviously making an ill attempt at being something they are not. I don’t care if they’re from Indochina and trying to be French Canadian. Wiggers, as it were, are definately no exception. Good on ya LK.
10.09.08 at 1:18 pm
ah fuck maybe i hurt your feelings more than you hurt mine, big bald penis-guy.
im not going to tell my life story on here, was just adding to the conversation / interested in that point where people can have the kind of experience that makes them never want to call anyone a wigger ever again. kind of like how you shouldnt call someone a name behind their back that you wouldnt say to their face. not defending wiggerism here, just a little point of difference.
10.09.08 at 9:19 pm
OK. You hide behind a screen name—a stupid one—and then talk about saying things to people’s faces. You’ve had harrowing real-life experiences with wiggers that made you, in your own words, want to shit your pants.
We’re obviously dealing with a brave one here.
10.11.08 at 10:01 am
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12.30.08 at 9:58 am
BWahahaaha he said “Inman Park”, the whitest, most liberal neighborhood in atlanta. Quite a few wiggers running around over there, hell, one of em even runs a pizza shop over there. Thing is, he’s jewish too, what does that make him?
05.15.09 at 3:32 pm
On streetcarnage.com its real easy to tell who got beat up by black kids every wednesday in highschool.
05.18.09 at 10:21 am
Hahaha that would be jim.
08.28.09 at 7:23 pm
Do I personally hate “wiggers”? No. In my opinion, it takes way too much time and psychological energy to hate someone. But with that being said, I actually think an unknown amount of so-call “wiggers” are miserable counterfeits who hate themselves to say the least.
04.20.10 at 8:26 pm
if your washing the dishes do you want to kiss the cook,or will the blind fool ever find his way home when he`s already there but can`t see it.trash talking,yo mamma and all that was going long before gangsta rap,nothing new,same old shit when you don`t go beyond moon june rhyme,with out saying anything with truth or wisdom.a black man can play classical music,and a white man can play the blues,and still be true to their hood.when the act is more than the play, something gets lost.a fool will fight for nothing and win a bad sentence,and feel he`s on top but still be at the bottom of the sky. anyhow,”don`t want to be a bum,you better chew gum,the pump don`t work `cause the vandels took the handels”bd
10.23.10 at 6:50 am
SEEP is a wigger
srsly: theres a proven link between pot and testicular cancer
dompt is scared of white people
They’re all just phonies.
12.11.10 at 1:01 pm