In most big cities in China, barber poles mean prostitution lurks inside. Although, sometimes it just means you can get a hair cut there. You don’t really know until you walk in and ask. It started out about 50 years ago when competing China barbers would offer massages in order to get an edge on the competition. The bar kept being raised until customers were going to barbershops for the blow jobs and nothing else. They had to keep the look of a barbershop to avoid being arrested.
In Bonney Lake, Washington, the same phenomenon has begun. Baristas started out being pretty and young to discourage customers going to old bags for coffee. Then they raised the bar to bikini uniforms. Now competing coffee drive-thrus are wearing pasties. The locals have responded by crying.
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I like tits. I smile when I see tits. That one bitch at the end was really about to cry. Does she ever see her own tits and then cry? If I saw the greatest tits in the world, I might cry. I would still smile tho.
05.21.08 at 11:27 am
she actually said “terrifying”…hahahahaha -
05.21.08 at 12:43 pm
tears of jealousy always taste sweeter.
05.21.08 at 12:53 pm
It’s a good thing that town has enough stupid young sluts to fill the bikini barista jobs.
05.21.08 at 1:07 pm
i bet that lady is a member of MADD.
05.21.08 at 1:36 pm
She’s crying because she just realized that her husband’s new ‘latte diet’ is not really a diet.
05.21.08 at 2:29 pm
fuck, i bet those bitches actually get GOOD tips.
05.21.08 at 3:38 pm
She takes her kids to a place called Hot Chicks a Latte and then is pissed off to find hot chicks?
05.21.08 at 4:12 pm
“Terrifying?” And tears? That’s one sheltered human being.
05.21.08 at 5:25 pm
I imagine Tawnya wouldn’t mind as much if they served really good kewkies.
05.21.08 at 7:18 pm
That reminds me of when my mom took my brother and me to a Hooters in San Antonio. I was about 10, he was about 7, and it was our first Hooters experience. It was the best day of our lives.
05.21.08 at 8:11 pm
Why is she bringing her 6 year olds to a coffee shop. Stupid bitch. She’s beat. I bet she doesn’t complain when she takes them to church and they get diddled.
05.22.08 at 1:04 am
i would be so much more happy going to work in the morning if i had a fresh cup of coffee while oggling at a fresh pair of tits
05.22.08 at 7:18 am
Wow…we’re really not that far off from fulfilling the future IDIOCRACY has projected for us…
05.22.08 at 11:13 am
there needs to be a law- All BARISTAS are required by law, to wear pasties, that, or anything less would be better, just sayin’
05.22.08 at 2:04 pm
Stoopid bitch. Don’t you know it gets hot up in that coffee hut? You think your double espresso half-latte is going to make itself? As it is the poor woman is about to faint from that stifling bikini she’s got on. Why don’t you start a petition to make Mexican farm workers wear burkhas, or Chinatown launder workers wear full ceremonial veils. Are you into gender mutilation, too, sicko? By the way your kids are wandering around in the street behind you and torturing a dog.
05.23.08 at 1:24 am
i wear a baseball cap to shade my teary eyes from the burning rays of hot coffee.
05.23.08 at 10:27 am
I can’t wait until there’s some huge news story about those very same baristas suing the company for the third degree burns to the belly they suffered that could have been prevented had they been wearing a fucking shirt.
05.25.08 at 2:02 pm
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