How the fuck would you not notice someone sneaking into your APARTMENT (not house) and living in one of your closets for a year?

PS: This photo is from a bar in Tokyo where you get to suck on girls tits every 5 minutes. When a loud siren comes on, they go from guy to guy sticking their tits in your face for about ten seconds per dude. This seems great at first until you taste the gob of the guy next to you. This is the root of the problem with sluts.

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8 Comments
  1. Red Says:

    I wonder if someone’s living in my sudio apartment here in Philly


  2. confuuuused Says:

    frick! make a decision about what your topic is!


  3. rob-omb Says:

    People buy R Kelly records in Japan?


  4. Li Says:

    I’m guessing this guy had either hearing problems or the old lady can move with ninja-like stealth (possibly a combination of both).


  5. DR Says:

    I’ve been hiding in the closet my whole life, but it’s still hard to step out.


  6. Air King Says:

    hhhhmm. i find it quite peculiar how the homosexual population have taken over our sanctuary known as the art-world.


  7. DR Says:

    Oh you artiste you. If I find another second rate soup kitchen you types call a ’studio’, I’m going to start taking pictures of my nuts and calling those little guys ‘art’!!!


  8. Air King Says:

    this time a century ago you wouldn’t find one women in the art world(few exceptions) let alone one of you guava-punch drinking, pants-neatly-pressed, vegetarian-dating, timothy-findley-reading, fruity-chichi-botti-anti-clit-american-apparel number one shopper


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