STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » WOMEN AREN’T FUNNY

When you’re reading Street Boners you’re laughing and making party but a lot of your body is saying to itself, “Fuck, I’ve wearn shit like that too. What am I supposed to wear, huh? How am I supposed to dress?” The short answer to this question is: Terri Garr in Oh God!

The long answer is best explained by two hilarious twins named Jackie and Julie. In their regular home entertainment show they not only explain what outfit to wear but HOW outfit to wear. Highlights include wearing a hat, wearing the same outfit with a hat, and using a gigantic scrunchie. Opinions on this end include: Good, Great, Amusing, Funny, and Enjoyable.

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3 Comments

Andrew Says:

The original is funnier than the parody.

01.24.08 at 12:18 am
Danielle Says:

I would pretty much kill somone for the gold top in the beginning.

01.31.08 at 11:32 am
Sheesus Says:

I would never kill someone for a gold top unless it was gonna go on one of my teef.

01.08.09 at 5:41 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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