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WOODY ALIEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME

Woody Alien

Our Costume is “Woody Alien” and or “Arabian vs. Child Predator.”

Who thought change a few letters could produce so much failure.

When were “hooked up” we lost the Shawarma about 3 times.

The funny nose glasses fell apart several times.

Josh laid down some vaporized fish flakes while I was trapped inside.

I felt his dick on my back side.

The stocking (which failed to conceal any hair) was so tight, it left teeth impressions of my lower lip

The stocking restricted my blood and oxygen flow and induced mild Cerebral Hypoxia.

Ya thats right Cerebral fucking Hypoxia and photos look terrible. My already low IQ was depleted for this?

Fuck Halloween.

-Blake and Josh

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7 Comments

? Says:

LOL WUT

10.31.08 at 6:10 pm
srsly Says:

someone likes halloween LOLOLOL

10.31.08 at 6:16 pm
Doinmusic.com Says:

The things we do for fashion.

10.31.08 at 9:15 pm
felicia Says:

what’s wrong with a dick on your back side?

it feels comforting

11.01.08 at 7:42 pm
cheese Says:

Best costume ever. Kudos on earning the “uncomfortable” and cumbersome points mentioned in your previous masterwork. Love you.

11.01.08 at 9:33 pm
Cossy Says:

it was worth the brain damage

11.02.08 at 12:08 pm
Chachi and the Ashley Tisdales Says:

I knew I should have done something extra crazy with my Woody Allen costume.

11.03.08 at 9:22 am

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