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WORD ON THE STREET: 9/11 TRIAL IN THE BIG APPLE?

When asked if NYC will make itself susceptible to another terrorist attack if it hosts the pending trial for alleged 9/11 orchestrators, Americans are split.

PALLAV, 37, MIDTOWN EAST, MANHATTAN

Hi! Can I talk to you about the upcoming trial for five men allegedly in charge of the 9/11 attacks?

Hi.

Some say if New York City hosts the trial a mere couple blocks from the WTC site, Al-Qaeda will surely attack us again. What do you think?

I don’t want to say. My English is not very good.

See right there? You sound great. As a New Yorker—

—Why do you ask me these questions? I am a vender of hotdogs and pretzels.

Do you think any confessions extracted by water-boarding and other torturous means should be legally binding?

I don’t know anything about these things. Torture!

What punishment is appropriate for the deaths of nearly 3000 innocents?

I must insist on asking you why you have singled me to answer things about this topic.

Because you’re a New Yorker, or you at least work in the city, I assume you very possibly might feel one way or the other.

I resent that you are asking me about terrorists. I am not African. I am from India!

Are you intentionally misunderstanding me?

Enough! I call my brother. Pranav!

-PETER MADSEN

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11 Comments

Benz Says:

Real mature.

11.17.09 at 9:27 pm
a4awesome Says:

haha poor guy.

11.17.09 at 10:09 pm
Maxwel Says:

I was just wondering where the fuck word on the street has been..

11.17.09 at 10:17 pm
homeless. Says:

I always make sure to be intentionally mis-understandable to women

11.17.09 at 10:19 pm
Danny Says:

I’m more alarmed by the susceptibility an assault on common sense from both the left and the right.

11.17.09 at 10:22 pm
Radtooth Says:

vendor**

11.18.09 at 12:48 am
bolo Says:

I asked a Sikh about the christmas lights on the sikh temple, if they celebrated christmas. He said, “Yes, we don’t give a fuck!” I think sikhs like to party.

11.18.09 at 3:58 am
Zippy Says:

If you’re eating a “beef patty” off some Sikh’s cart on the street, then terrorism should be the least of your fears.

11.18.09 at 11:17 am
UnCLEDADDY Says:

The joy. Ahhh, light-hearted racism.

11.18.09 at 11:24 am
lolz Says:

i am a vendor of hot dogs and pretzels!!

11.18.09 at 12:24 pm
zlur Says:

i knew a sikh guy in uni, and boy oh boy did that guy like pot.

Yowza!

11.18.09 at 1:16 pm

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