There’s this little alleyway/walkthrough by where I live which has a “cool/hip” business owner who lets dudes who have no balls to paint uninspired garbage on the walls. Once in a while, someone might throw up something okay to look at or at least chuckle worthy, but lately there’s been this “street team” who have taken it upon themselves to repaint over all the other trash and give us a gigantic turd every month or so, complete with a website address. I didn’t think there was any other way to jump the shark than putting up your lame blog address on something that was originally supposed to be something anonymous, mysterious, and short lived at the most.

I saw them painting it, and they’re exactly what you’d think they would be, 30+ white dudes who are probably too into sneakers for their own good, complete with a small gaggle of hanger ons videoing it with their cheap digicams.

In short, you can blame white people for making everything boring.

I have never been happier that my grandfather is dead

This shit would have done the job if cancer hadn’t

Good write up MADSEN– you should have done a follow up with some of the writers.