New York Yankees fans sound off before the team’s crucial game today with the Los Angeles Angels.

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BURT SAPRANO, 42, HARLEM, MANHATTAN

Have you been following the baseball games?

Yes I have. I watched the most recent game at a bar. The Yankees lost, but.

It was very up and down.

Yeah, but you know what? A-Rod is doing good, even though they’re throwing accusations of steroid-use in his face. Players shouldn’t use some type of substance to increase their ability. It’s cheating. They shouldn’t even be in the Hall of Fame.

What if it was found that Mickey Mantle and Babe Ruth used steroids?

Even though they were great players, I would say take them out of the Hall of Fame. Pete Rose ain’t in the Hall of Fame. He’s been ineligible ever since he got caught betting. He’s been fighting it for years.

When he got busted I tore my mint-condition Pete Rose baseball card into pieces.

Wow.

As a Mets fan what’s your take on—

I’m a Yankees fan, the Yankees. The Yankees have played so well this year and broke so many records that if they don’t win the World Series, I will stop being a Yankee fan.

You will not.

I would—for a couple months.

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RONALD STREET, 52, NEWARK, NEW JERSEY

You’re Street, too? How did you get that name?

That’s my birth name.

Why?

My mother, my father, you know what I mean? I’m a boxer. What do you know about boxing?

Nothing.

Who do you think is the best now?

This guy Street is nice.

Let me show you something, man. I will go against the best. I will fight De La Hoya. You know who’s a good boxer? Derek Jeter. He knocked out Roy Jones. Who do you think I want to spar with? If the money is right, I will get down with you.

A radio program called This American Life did a show on this class of boxer that is hired as an essential punching bag for people to bet against.

Mike Frazier? We all become punching bags.

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JUSTIN STRUBING, 33, LOWER EAST SIDE, MANHATTAN

How ’bout them Yanks?

I like how everyone in New York gets so psyched. I grew up on the West Coast so my parents are big San Francisco Giants fans.

Do you wear a Giants hat out here?

No.

You’re not showing hella love to the Yay Area.

It’s not that I would be scared to. Growing up I was definitely psyched to watch the Giants games. An old friend of mine is a professional baseball player. Pat Burrell. He played for the Phillies when they won the World Series. He went to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays when he contract ended. I’ll wear a Giants hat but really I’ll only wear a hat if it fits right; when it does I’ll wear it to the ground.

Like a New Era Fitted?

I don’t like New Era that much. They feel too bulky on my head.

How about those Starter hats with the Flexfit?

People will give me shit but I’ll wear those sometimes.

-PETER MADSEN

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13 Comments
  1. grimey Says:

    pat burrell didn’t do shit this year, biggest hole in the rays’ lineup


  2. Sk8 Says:

    Justin Stubing! what a dream boat!


  3. Maxwel Says:

    Who is ronald looking at/talking to you while youre taking the picture of Bert? Do you have a side-kick.

    This isn’t going where you think its going.


  4. todd Says:

    ahhhh fuck pat burrell!!!!


  5. skull front Says:

    all about the hat. shut it face


  6. zuzu petals Says:

    i dont know why i love ‘word on the street’ so fucking much, but i just do.


  7. Clayton. Says:

    I thought Justin was upstairs.


  8. London Psycho Says:

    Sports??!!!


  9. [not] Sophie baboin Says:

    i cant help but snore


  10. unclaimed smegma Says:

    I didn’t care and yet I read the entire thing. Couldn’t tell you why.


  11. gay dude Says:

    Justin looks like Michael Rapaport and John Leguizamo had a baby, which is to say, awesome.


  12. Joe Queer Says:

    Strubs shreds. But fuck having to choose between Phillies and Yankees, I still say Let’s Go Mets.


  13. who farted Says:

    pat burrell once said to one of the thousands of girls he slayed over the years “is your pussy jealous because pat burrell is fucking you in the ass”. true story just ask chase utley.
    p.s. FUCK THE YANKEES, GO PHILS!!!


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