When the guys from THE ELECTRIC SIX brisked past my three secretaries and barged into my Manhattan office last week, I was, shocked, then angry, then depressed, then impressed. This generation usually strikes me as a heaping mass of moxy-less zombies with grotesque hair and tiny labia instead of balls.

Not so with The Six. I swung around in my gold-plated Hadi Teherani chair and studied these sweating six pieces of ELECTRICAL meat standing before me. They immediately launched into one of the most enthralling Power Points I have ever had the pleasure to become acquainted with. Several hours, laughs, drinks, and tears later I had committed to writing, directing, producing, storyboarding, location scouting, and living the video for RANDYS HOT!

From their new record album on Metropolis Records “I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master” SBTVC is proud to present the World Wide Debut of RANDYS HOT Directed By PINKY of TV CARNAGE.

EDITED BY DERRICK BECKLES and MOOKIE SINGERMAN

Thanks to Brian Orce and Family for the household camera.

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