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It’s bad enough that rag is talking about the mob’s taint in the first place but to print a foot high picture of it is beyond nauseating.

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10 Comments

Jimmy Fucking Carter Says:

Guttural.

09.10.09 at 12:48 pm
homeless. Says:

hahaha WTF

09.10.09 at 2:51 pm
Anonymous Says:

yeah, taint has two meanings, and this bit of humor explains the diffrences!

09.10.09 at 5:43 pm
Tobes Says:

thats not taint. Thats pubes. Taint is that little scrotum-ee part between your balls and your butt. It’s a little darker and so its called taint.

09.10.09 at 11:09 pm
rattleships Says:

Thank you Tobes.

09.11.09 at 12:46 am
'tisn't Says:

that most certainly IS a taint. taints grow pubes as well. and you know what else they grow? a wrinkly goddam anus, which we can see the edge of at the bottom (another junk pun!) of the pic.

09.11.09 at 4:05 am
homeless. Says:

Seriously though, is that a taint or pubes or whatever dingy body cavity area you are not supposed to look at closely with the lights on.

09.11.09 at 8:27 am
Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

I just feel sorry for the construction inspectors.

09.11.09 at 12:10 pm
Gavin Says:

Yes this is my taint. I have no fucking clue why it got so few comments. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever done.

09.11.09 at 12:37 pm
dudn't matter Says:

I’m surprised that none of you know the etymology of ‘taint. This is especially true since most of you seem to be cosmopolitan New York sophisticates… ‘Taint hasn’t anything to do with coloration, pigmentation, or even dirtiness. I first learned that ‘taint is a slang synonym for perineum from an old joke, the punchline of which is, “Well, ‘taint one and ‘taint the other.” C’mon, you guys know these. How do you get a drunk woman home? Grab her by the ‘taint and carry her like a six-pack. Thank you. Try the veal.

09.11.09 at 12:46 pm

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