I know you’re all biting your fingernails off wondering about this World’s Shittiest Song we’re working on. Stop freaking out. It’s basically done. We’re going to pull an all-nighter tonight and put it up for noon tomorrow. Here’s a little teaser just so you know we’re not lying. It’s the end part where shit gets a bit rappy.

  1. MAKING THE WORST SONG EVER
  2. THE GAYEST SONG EVER MADE?
  3. FOUND: UNSAFE SEX SONG
  4. TUPAC’S BEST SONG
  5. THIS SONG JUST COST ME $40

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42 Comments
  1. lionel hutts Says:

    this type of egregious pandering is why bruno flopped. nice cock.


  2. skull front Says:

    was that thom yorke or are you just happy to see me


  3. dirtynickels Says:

    i’ve seen your dick on a bun, on the street and now in the studio. there’s nothing left. put some pants on.


  4. fizzlebottom Says:

    I hope you can throw in a rap about you life coach in this. Tommy Lee’s explanation for the kid drowning was “I was talking to my life coach, I didn’t see the kid.”


  5. fizzlebottom Says:

    I meant to say “your life coach”


  6. JuCIFER Says:

    Gavin is like a 4 year old that discovered his peepee.


  7. nice balls Says:

    better than sex


  8. uhh.. Says:

    if you people can suck harder than this:
    http://www.wired.com/listening_post/2008/04/a-scientific-at/
    i will give you a million internet dollars.


  9. Kim Mitchell Says:

    sounds pretty good


  10. imyar Says:

    how wonderful you managed to get sharon, lois and bram to collaborate with you. also, nice katrina shirt.


  11. Anonymous Says:

    gavin you sound like your the 8th member of the bare naked ladies, or maybe the replacement for the coked up lead singer


  12. kat Says:

    i just peed.


  13. zippy Says:

    goddamn i can’t stop laughing at this


  14. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Pretty Bad, but still not as painfully weak as Tommy Lee or Fieldy. Trouble is, you’re doing it on purpose. If you could fashion a time machine and undo everything that made you self-aware you might have something. Another option would be a strategic brain injury that dulled you down to the “Venice Boardwalk, aging-delusional-party-guy, Rehab at The Hard Rock in Vegas” type level. Otherwise, it’s going to be close, but no cigar…


  15. Nice-uh Says:

    GOOD WORK ALL AROUND!!! I AM IMPRESSED BOYS!!!


  16. miss appalachian Says:

    i just peeded too.


  17. EastVanStallion Says:

    those Sha-na-na-nas are reallllly gonna help make this song.
    and by make it, i mean, make it awful, obviously….


  18. The FoOl Says:

    This is great.


  19. Dork Says:

    If all else fails, whip out the wanger. Me likey.


  20. Marie Says:

    Don’t you mean that the end gets “rapey”?


  21. flickin'beans Says:

    I heard Tommy Wiseau is interested in co-writing/singing/producing this album.


  22. Beefy McManstick Says:

    Pretty bad, but not as bad as this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGlqkVirSI8


  23. Kavuye Says:

    Yep, this really bad.


  24. Max Says:

    Make an album and call it ” Researching you, researching me”


  25. sho nuff Says:

    you got a smile out of me. nice one! you too Marie


  26. FAILFAG Says:

    ii love you!


  27. Sloppy Manwich Says:

    Wiseau wants the penis but can’t handle the penis.


  28. pogi Says:

    my pee pee looks like gavins pee pee


  29. jesus! Says:

    Honestly, i didn’t even see the fucking wiener until people started commenting about it.


  30. beej Says:

    jesus christ this is awesome. i would buy this fucking album.

    extra points for the “sha-na-na-na-nana” stuff

    also a little bit of extra-croaky voice singing ala Ricky Gervais’ smash hit:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQyAJAIg0vg&feature=related


  31. Jesus Fever Says:

    epic win.


  32. vegan jules Says:

    are we gonna make a living off grandpa jokes now?


  33. Tobez Says:

    this site is ruining my life. stop being good


  34. Roight Says:

    “Something’s going down now happening together while there’s people going round now thinking ’bout the weather.”

    I’ll have whatever you guys are on.


  35. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » THE GAYEST SONG EVER MADE? Says:

    [...] we did it. After a gaggle of hours in the studio (Dan’s house) we finally crafted the gayest song ever made. Actually, it’s really just the shittiest song we [...]


  36. Dude... Says:

    One day your daughter will see this.


  37. ... Says:

    one day your daughter will see this


  38. shit Says:

    This is shit. Is he still in college?


  39. drekula Says:

    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa


  40. tuff-stuff Says:

    winter bush in august? i’m confused


  41. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » THAT NAKED GUY FROM COLLEGE IS AN INGLOURIOUS BASTERD Says:

    [...] Carnage: You remind me of Gavin the way you were always getting naked. What’s your dick [...]


  42. Draadnagels Says:

    This guy’s pretty bad, too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4QGqMG55Pk

    He frequents a bar that my friend works at. He’s completely serious.


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