As someone who comes up with crazy shit up for a living it really burns my ass when reality walks in and makes shit up that I could never make up in a million years. A serious, not-kidding, dramatic, motion picture is in the works wherein Sophia LaMont (played by Spears) goes back in time, FALLS IN LOVE WITH A MOTHERFUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMP PRISONER AND THEN BRINGS HIM TO THE FUTURE WHERE THEY BOTH GET KILLED BY SKINHEADS!!!
Don’t believe me?
From HERE…
Spears, who is currently in the process of successfully resuscitating her recently languishing music career with her global “Circus” tour, is reportedly reviewing a script for a film tentatively titled “The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton.” The flick would see her playing a character named Sophia LaMont who travels back in time to fall in love with a Jewish concentration camp prisoner named Eton. In a tricky critique of ongoing anti-Semitism, the script concludes with the lovebirds travelling back to the present day before being killed by Nazis.
Thanks a lot reality, now I have to take THREE hits of acid every time I try want to come up with something outlandish.
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sounds better than another remake or fucking comic movie
06.27.09 at 11:00 pm
I agree with jigaboo, but W the F is up with the spoiler? Is there going to be an “Irreversible” style rape scene in the end or something?
06.27.09 at 11:43 pm
What the hell am I doing home on saturday night?
06.28.09 at 12:54 am
Masturbating
06.28.09 at 3:15 am
Hollywood DEFINITELY doesn’t focus on the Holocaust at the expense of all other historical atrocities that came before, during, and after.
In fact, just like Seinfeld mentioned Superman in every episode, it should be a law that every Hollywood movie mention the Holocaust at least once.
06.28.09 at 7:06 am
too
06.28.09 at 7:32 am
long
06.28.09 at 7:32 am
Whaaaat? I thought Schindler’s Fist was in poor taste.
Just to clarify, I think they mean that they travel forward in time BEFORE getting killed, as in Doc Brown rescues them with the help of a “Save the Clock Tower” flyer. Get it? No present day skinheads (they’re too busy with blacks anyway). They just have to get away from the Holocaust-era OG Nazis.
06.28.09 at 7:38 am
Seriously, they stopped making movies about the Vietnam War sometime around 1990…only 15 years after the war ended…but their lust for Holly-caust movies is apparently insatiable.
06.28.09 at 8:15 am
i liked Crossroads
06.28.09 at 8:37 am
Hahah WTF, didn’t Gavin just praise some girl for talking about how “our friends ” are cowards and pussies for not printing stuff? And yet SBTVC nuked the comment I wrote on this article last night. It wasn’t even that offensive, and it was totally on topic. Laaaaaaame.
06.28.09 at 8:43 am
She wishes she was that skinny.
06.28.09 at 9:59 am
how come no one has pants?
06.28.09 at 2:07 pm
Holocaust? More like lolocaust,amiriteguize?
06.28.09 at 7:09 pm
I’m looking forward to this. It should be a romp.
06.28.09 at 10:17 pm
Looks like a late stage AIDS Walk.
06.29.09 at 10:10 am
Barf.
06.29.09 at 3:37 pm
all those guys look like adam horowitz
06.29.09 at 3:37 pm