Is everyone coming out now? Coming out has replaced having ethnic types as best friends to prove you are open-minded. CRAP! That means my personal stock in the token department had PLUMMETED among 99% of my acquaintances!
Who do I blame? Not unlike Jerry Falwell, I blame not only the Teletubbies but other GAYS bounding out of our cupboards, toy boxes, toolboxes and cribs (not referring to but not excluding our homes)They are everywhere now, it’s almost as if this “Hal Kyda” terrorist dude has poured Gay in our water system.
You think this is bullshit? Then you probably just finished a bucket of Kool-Gayds.
Gay Much? Think about it.
Teddy Grahams:
Or should I say Teddy Gay-hams! This Bear is blasting out of his chocolate closet with a beams of homosexual light behind him. Great, what’s next cereal for children shaped like cocks?
Prince of Thieves’ Cereal.
First it was a Gay movie and then a way to have kids put the Gay in their mouths.
You know, the truth is great but never good enough for some, until you have evidence. Otherwise, the people you are explaining reality to can’t handle it, and end up calling you a liar. It’s kind of like when scientists were drowned for being witches in the dark ages, the average simian in human clothing couldn’t compute, thus their only option was to try to DESTROY the liar.
Anyways and Means Committee, in t the name of justice I present the “LIE”. The “Prince of Thieves” cereal with bite sized… cocks. I purchased several of these in Washington DC dollar store.
Note: the arrows are made from puffed corn, thus causing the “detail” of the arrow to give way to a more, rounded surface which obliterated all “arrow detail”. The result; all around America there were breakfast tables full of children eating tiny cocks and balls. In fact, when I brought boxes of these back to the putrid palace we were crashing at, everyone gleefully ate bowls of tiny “arrows” with milk cascading down our chins as we screamed, “I’m eating a bowl of cocks!, I’m eating a bowl of cocks!” Ohhh gosh what a blast that was.
OH COME ON!!!
Speaking of arrows going in mouths. Look at this queer. It’s like stealing cookies from a gay baby.
What’s next? Gay babies in a Vampire Weekend cover band?
Ohh shittttt. Well, VW (as their super fans say) is music for babies.
Well in total and complete conclusion, I’d like to thank-you for attending this blogging post. I hope you learned a lot about the homo conspiracy to infiltrate our straight food and beverages and now diapers.
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04.03.09 at 3:56 pm
The Lucky Charms guy got a gay makeover (gayover) too:
http://www.ave25.com/blogging/image/lucky-charms.jpg
04.03.09 at 4:02 pm
holy shit that prince of thieves cereal was actually pretty fucking good. but I never even thought about eating cocks when I was 10.
04.03.09 at 5:10 pm
I though they sounded more like Abe Vigoda.
04.03.09 at 5:37 pm
fail
04.03.09 at 5:50 pm
I’ve figured this all out.
There are only two people who write for this site. Gavin and Mr. Beckles. They are all. This is some matrix shit. Whoa, dude! whoa.
04.03.09 at 6:06 pm
They can’t afford to pay a bunch of people so they make up a bunch of fake names and make postings to trick us into thinking that there’s a whole cabal of them. Check the rhythm of the writing. It all matches.
04.03.09 at 6:10 pm
oh great, more dick and fart jokes. you guys are hilarious, except i’m not 12 anymore, and you fucking suck.
i hope to god you aren’t being paid to write this obvious, puerile bullshit.
04.03.09 at 8:41 pm
i would eat cock and vagina shaped cereal. that’s a great idea.
04.03.09 at 10:58 pm
the vagina cereal could be called busted raviolis and the dick cereal could be called cocoa puds.
04.03.09 at 10:59 pm
it’s only gay if you still like it after the age of nine
04.03.09 at 11:59 pm
FABULOSO!
04.04.09 at 1:51 am
@Garbagetits: Yeah you’re propably right. Donna Deliva and Christi Bradnox = Gavin. Just read the ” I call bullshit on a ton of stuff” article in Vice. It maybe has something to do with money. I don’t know how this stuff works in the US, but if sites like these don’t have to reveal their sources they propably get to pay themselves whatever they want. Actually that’s not a bad idea if it works that way. Anyway, i still like it.
04.04.09 at 4:11 am
kool-aid guy is totes gay never noticed it before, all makes sense now, the fat slobby beach gear haha.
04.04.09 at 1:03 pm
sorry, i take it back. beckles, i love you, i never meant to hurt you.
04.05.09 at 5:41 am
Pinky/ it’s ok. Call me back though douche.
04.05.09 at 8:45 am
is this for real?
07.17.09 at 6:01 am