Comments on: YOU CAN’T UNSEE BAD DRAGON

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:21:54 +0000

You are such a fucking moron. First of all, the Wallaby and the Orkin are the two ugliest toys BD offers, cherry picking bastard. As for the Waterhorse, are you seriously telling me that your problems with this toy stem from the fact that it doesn’t have balls? The one that you stated was a “regular dragon” is not a regular dragon at all. It is antrho, meaning half human in this context. And quit bitching about them not knowing what an under-sea dragon’s cock would look like. How the hell could they know what any dragon’s cock would look like. How could you know what any dragon would look like for that matter. It’s all a fantasy anyway. Why don’t you tell me what your sexual fantasies are and we’ll make fun of that for a little while. Go put a knife through your face you dumb sun of a bitch.

By: STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR DREW: DO YOU PEOPLE WANT YOUR SEX LIVES RIDICULED OR NOT?

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:17:05 +0000

[...] weird fetish groups I can gank from the Something Awful forums and pretend I just discovered (see: Bad Dragons, those weird skin latex freaks). If a girl blogs about dragon cocks in the forest and no one pays [...]

By: Taylor

Taylor — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:42:17 +0000

oh. my . god.

By: bj

bj — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:31:43 +0000

funny and good and on-point. comments also.

By: Affirmative Maction

Affirmative Maction — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:25:51 +0000

Best series on streetcarnage. Keep them cumming.

By: berbequer

berbequer — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:08:13 +0000

ugh. Mythical creatures are meant to scare the living hell out of you, remind you that nature is cruel, ruthless and will to eat you alive. It’s sad that we’ve finally slain them all, it’s pathetic to imagine them bringing you to orgasmic bliss.

By: Sue

Sue — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:55:42 +0000

I like getting double teamed from behind by Commander Spock and Frodo Baggins with Kermit the Frog on top teabagging me.

By: Dork

Dork — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:00:58 +0000

I have lead a very sheltered life, obviously.

By: nope

nope — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:10:41 +0000

“But there is one subset that I thought the internet could never touch…”

Why would you think that? I mean, not only think they wouldn’t touch it, but sit around thinking about dragon cocks, and “what if…”, and then “nah, they’re safe.” Serves you right.

By: nope

nope — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:49:04 +0000

This is pointless. All anyone ever wants is a giant horsecock