Canadian porn is a sight to behold. It’s always a combo of cuisine, lifestyle and beaver. Perfect if your publication happens to cater to a sub-horny audience of pragmatic dandies who exclaim “Simply astounding” at every turn of a a page. Otherwise, not so much.
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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did you guys also know that canada came from canada, and all of canada’s canada is canadaing the canada-est canadian canada? eh?
that’s what we ALL loved most about VITHE, all of that nonstop can-con!
you won! feist is on every commercial that is produced in the states, we know, yeah, canada, we hear you. good day…
05.14.08 at 4:51 pm
These are the kind of tetleys nouveau porn denies us
05.14.08 at 5:02 pm
not to be a total fucking twat but could you have done a worse photoshop job on the text in this?
05.14.08 at 5:28 pm
was this written on meth?
05.14.08 at 5:38 pm
same dudes who hang out on flickr like do they not realise that my barf is better looking than their gfs?
05.14.08 at 6:56 pm
this is on some kilgore trout shit
05.14.08 at 9:18 pm
man i hope that i never see a pair of boobies like that again.. especially in real life, because i would probably vomit on the girl. They look like someone drove over a McMuffin and then drew a nipple on it
05.14.08 at 9:27 pm
hahah I love how Dick can’t handle that he’s not Canadian. Canada is cool because it tries.
05.15.08 at 12:01 am
no, my point is WHO CARES?!?!?! representing your hood is boring.
05.15.08 at 12:50 am
wait can you say vice on here? cause you can’t say gavin on vice
what a bitch fuckin move
05.15.08 at 2:04 am
simply astonding!
05.15.08 at 3:11 am
That sir, is the kind of stoner logic I can get behind.
Nobody’s pointed out those awful stretch marks. Ew!
05.15.08 at 6:29 am
I don’t get how chi-chi’s so small could make stretch marks like that
05.15.08 at 7:04 am
i don’t care about stretch marks. i have my own stretching to do, beaver stretching
05.15.08 at 8:57 am
Derrick is both kinds of Canadian, and that’s rare.
05.15.08 at 10:06 am
what are the two kinds?
05.15.08 at 11:17 am
seriously, will you fix the glaring errors in this already?
05.15.08 at 11:19 am
imagine what those tits look like today!
05.15.08 at 11:52 am
feeling inspired by the wooooo magazine blog?
05.15.08 at 11:53 am
tits have come a long way since the 1920s.
05.15.08 at 12:48 pm
“Canadians” is Southern code for “Negroes.”
05.15.08 at 1:16 pm
it’s true jim i am shocked and appalled!
05.15.08 at 3:34 pm
“Racists in the American South have begun using the term “Canadian” as a slur against African Americans. Stronger words, including the “N” word are too harsh to be used without repercussions. In addition, the South has a very low population of Canadians who would protest the term.”
05.15.08 at 5:27 pm
She’s so Canadian her tits haven’t even had a chance to warm up. (then they wouldn’t look so shrived)
05.15.08 at 9:58 pm
I wanna dip my donut in her poutine, split her pea soup and Pierre the fuck out her Elizabeth.
05.15.08 at 11:11 pm
that canadians racial remark is fucking disgusting
05.16.08 at 1:39 am
we have lots of canadians up here, initially because of the underground railroad but many many more canadians are coming here from various african countries as well as from the caribbean. Canada is really lax when it comes to immigration policies and this influx of canadians. and ya know, not all of the canadians that come here are semi-retarded, they’re fully retarded! how did i do jim?
05.16.08 at 9:59 am
hicks call em canadians, mexicans call em tires…..”YANTA!”
05.16.08 at 2:03 pm
you ever notice how canadian chicks are either really skinny or voluptloulous, there’s no middle ground
05.17.08 at 11:43 pm