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ART ROCK BULIMIA


My nerd curiosity got the best of me when I heard this art rock band Xiu Xiu put out a new single that uses a Nintendo DS to make the synth sounds. What I ended up nerding out on was a video with a cute girl making herself vomit. MORE»

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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD


I notice you guys like to talk about “The most beautiful girl of all time” and shit, and you often do a pretty good job. I’d say I agree with about 90% of your Boner Alerts but I believe I have found one who blows all others out of the water. MORE»

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MOVIE CHARACTER HETEROBONERS


I grew up with some great male role models in my life. My old man was a naval officer for around 40,000 years and his head holds more stories than the Bible. MORE»

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STREET CARNAGE RADIO: DAS RACIST


Yo, what took us so long to get a new radio show up? You really want to know? We were raped. You happy now? Way to pry, guy.

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MY FRIENDS DON’T GET VAMPIRE WEEKEND


Here’s an article I wrote for normal people about a band they’ve never heard of. It’s about all the Vampire Weekend haters and what they’re not getting about this amazing band. MORE»

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OPEN MIC: HOW TO NOT GET CAUGHT BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND


READER SUBMITTED CONTENT Girls who don’t do drugs can be a drag to be around, but those who condemn it with biblical scorn are a unique breed of lame. MORE»

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OPEN MIC: THE SEQUEL TO THE FUTURE


READER SUBMITTED CONTENTIt’s taken me almost an entire month to realize that it is, currently, the year 2010. MORE»

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TV CARNAGE: B.H.M.™ PRESENTS - A GREAT PUNCHLINE


To quote Melvin Van Peebles (Sweet Sweetback’s baad asssss song) “Great Koonga Mongo,” I believe was the killer punchline. MORE»

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CHARLES MANSON IS EVERYWHERE IN AUSTIN!


When I was recently in Austin Texas I couldn’t shake a certain feeling I was having. Despite the bucolic nature of the area I was staying in and the polite citizenry I was acutely aware of a sinister presence. MORE»

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OPEN MIC: WHEN DID ACTORS LOSE THEIR BALLS?


READER SUBMITTED CONTENT In my life, I have never witnessed an accurate portrayal of a character in a movie throwing up. I say that confidently because it is something I look for often. MORE»

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