I just had a shit that looks exactly like a right parenthesis. I remember you had a G or an S recently on your site (or was it a penis?). Why don’t you guys do a whole shit alphabet? MORE»
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03.15.10
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03.15.10
I think this explains why the internet is good: One picture of a cat with a badly spelled caption might be kind of funny, but infinite pages of these pictures = funnier. MORE»
03.12.10
Public displays of partying are always mind bowling. They knock over the brain’s pins every time. I never know when it will happen.That’s part of the rush, the high I get that no drug has ever matched, nor ever will. MORE»
03.12.10
Whitebread America Becomes Toast A paper released on Wednesday predicts that 2010 may be the year in which nonwhite births outnumber white births for the first time in US history. MORE»
03.12.10
No, Fuck YOU — Howard Stern is the bravest man in showbiz. In case you haven’t heard, the gay liberal mafia is up in arms over Stern’s comments on morbidly obese death-pool favorite Gabourey Sidibe. MORE»
03.12.10
I think she does, kind of! I’ve been working in Korea for a week and this little girl is on the cover of, like, every book I was given. MORE»
03.11.10
When I was in high school my older cousin always told me I’d go through a stripper phase, and I was anxious for it to start. I held strippers on a pedestal because I grew up watching porn and they were the closest thing to porn I thought I could get. MORE»
03.11.10
This big place we call planet Earth is full of many different types of vagina: black ones, white ones, deep ones, dry ones, chinky ones, Jewy ones, big, wet, sloppy ones and ugly ones that make you pull that “uh-uh, I ain’t goin’ down there” face. MORE»
03.10.10
I was at a handjob parlor recently, and I said to the girl tugging me off: “I have to ask you something, but I’m embarrassed to say it.” MORE»
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