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You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.
I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.
Black people never smile in photos. Even when they’re dressed like gay crusty clowns.
Way to remind us of that incredibly irritating woman from The Coffee Party.