Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.

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Black people never smile in photos. Even when they’re dressed like gay crusty clowns.

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Way to remind us of that incredibly irritating woman from The Coffee Party.

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I totally get the knee-high leather pirate leg warmers with ankle buckles, but a hair band on hair that short? Uh… no.

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All it would take for her to find you interesting is one tiny tab of acid.

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