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TV CARNAGE: B.H.M.™ PRESENTS - A GREAT PUNCHLINE


To quote Melvin Van Peebles (Sweet Sweetback’s baad asssss song) “Great Koonga Mongo,” I believe was the killer punchline.

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TV CARNAGE: B.H.M.™ PRESENTS - WHITE PEOPLE WALK FUNNY


Sometime ago the “white people walk funny” joke was presented to white people by a less white person — probably in the mid to late 60s because doing it any earlier would have had the Negro chap saying it segregated to the dead area of life.

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TV CARNAGE: DING DONG, B.H.M.™ CALLING


It’s here again! Black History Month or B.H.M.™ as no one likes to say.

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STREET CARNAGE RADIO 02.05.10
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STREET BONER 1081

True love is when you say, “If she grew a dick, I’d figure out what to do with it.”

★★★★★★★☆☆☆

STREET BONER 1080

It’s confusing to see the drum tech from Velvet Revolver pulling 8s but know this: “The worm who sits on a hook every fucking night will, eventually, get a bite.”

★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

STREET BONER 1079

Sometimes it feels like homeless people are the only honest people left.

★★★★★★★★★☆

STREET BONER 1078

Friday nights make me so happy to be alive, I get embarrassed for dead people.

★★★★★★★★★★