TV CARNAGE ARCHIVE

TV CARNAGE: COREY AND THOSE MISCONCEPTIONS


Those misconceptions suck: Hollywood, shitloads of cash, no parents, shitloads of anything you want and being a teen equals Bible studies — not a raging attack of “awesome” that you’d be crazy not to indulge in.

15 Comments

TV CARNAGE: HI, I AM COREY HAIM


WHY? WHY? WHY?!

23 Comments

TV CARNAGE: IS THAT YOU, CHUCK?


We’re all guiltyof doing it, but this little boy is just brave enough to admit that he thinks it’s funny to replace mentally handicapped recordings with warm wishes from Charlie Manson.

16 Comments

TV CARNAGE: SPIRITUAL ADVICE FROM A TRANNY


I will never, never, ever, never, ever understand why this man is not married to the perfect woman yet! Ladies, this vivacious hetro-hunk™ is waitinnnngggggg.

4 Comments

TV CARNAGE: IS THIS FUNNY OR WHAT?


FACT: Alicia is always fucking ruining black people’s important conversations.

8 Comments

TV CARNAGE: BHM™ GUESS WHO’S COMING IN BLACKFACE?


And as our final BHM™ entry we have SOUL MAN! This film is remarkable on many levels. It never stops giving or taking. One shining example is Leslie Neilson’s courageous perception that this young boy in black face is in fact a melon-sucking, heroin-shooting and razor-carrying African American.

4 Comments

TV CARNAGE: BHM™ CHARLIE MURPHY IS A METAL HEAD


It’s not hard to impress someone like Charlie Murphy

5 Comments

TV CARNAGE: B.H.M.™ REESE IS RACIST


We all know Reese Witherspoon has stated her volatile views on Chinese New Year, but BHM?! This security footage was shot two days ago in a woman’s prison!

16 Comments

TV CARNAGE: BHM™ BREAKDANCING WITH ORBS


Here’s a Black History Month fact: In the future, white people are terrible at orb hockey.

6 Comments
STREET CARNAGE RADIO 02.05.10
DAS RACIST

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

★★★★★★★★★☆

STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

★★★★★★★★★★

STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

★★★★★★★½☆☆


Bad Behavior has blocked 6037 access attempts in the last 7 days.