If reincarnation is true, and Gary Busey is a pomeranian then what will Star Jonze become?
TV CARNAGE ARCHIVE
08.13.10
12 Comments
08.11.10
When Chuck Norris spins a golden web of compliments right into your dusty wranglers the only thing you can do is pray that he then immediately knocks you cold only to have a romantic evening of rope burns and beard back rubs. MORE»
08.02.10
What degenerate piece of shit, pathetic excuse for a relevant human being doesn’t already know how to do the mashed potato, the bugaloo or the REESE WITHERSPOON!? MORE»
07.30.10
I’m pretty sure the only way you can get a role like this is by faking a terminal illness. MORE»
07.26.10
You wanted the best, you got Bob Larson. Which when it comes to expelling your “demons” out of your ass and shooting them into a cheap hotel rec room, you’ve got it made.
07.23.10
I cannot fathom how many baby stiffs they’ve shaved off just to get that lean succulent pile of meat.
07.16.10
Mattie has only one thing going for him: being elected “Most Likely to Start a Cult by Drinking I.V. Fluid and Taping Yourself Naked as You Attempt to Eat Your Own Head.” MORE»
07.08.10
As if Gladys wasn’t creepy enough, the nurses load her up with mescaline and turn her loose in the suburbs wearing a rubber skeleton mask. MORE»
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