TV CARNAGE ARCHIVE

TV CARNAGE: THE BUSEY OPUS


If reincarnation is true, and Gary Busey is a pomeranian then what will Star Jonze become?

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TV CARNAGE: WESLEY WALKER


When Chuck Norris spins a golden web of compliments right into your dusty wranglers the only thing you can do is pray that he then immediately knocks you cold only to have a romantic evening of rope burns and beard back rubs. MORE»

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TV CARNAGE: CURIOUS COWBOYS!


This soundslike a great getaway of lustfully oiled massages and lassos but! MORE»

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TV CARNAGE: U CAN D@NCE IF U WANT 2


What degenerate piece of shit, pathetic excuse for a relevant human being doesn’t already know how to do the mashed potato, the bugaloo or the REESE WITHERSPOON!? MORE»

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TV CARNAGE: EVERY LITTLE PERSON’S WISH!


I’m pretty sure the only way you can get a role like this is by faking a terminal illness. MORE»

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TV CARNAGE: I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING, PT. II


The shocking conclusion of the Cronenberg vs. Reiner death match. MORE»

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TV CARNAGE: THE RETURN OF BOB LARSON!


You wanted the best, you got Bob Larson. Which when it comes to expelling your “demons” out of your ass and shooting them into a cheap hotel rec room, you’ve got it made.

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TV CARNAGE: EUROPEAN CANNIBALS!


I cannot fathom how many baby stiffs they’ve shaved off just to get that lean succulent pile of meat.

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TV CARNAGE: PARAPALEGIC POETRY SLAM


Mattie has only one thing going for him: being elected “Most Likely to Start a Cult by Drinking I.V. Fluid and Taping Yourself Naked as You Attempt to Eat Your Own Head.” MORE»

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TV CARNAGE: SPOOKY SENIOR CITIZENS


As if Gladys wasn’t creepy enough, the nurses load her up with mescaline and turn her loose in the suburbs wearing a rubber skeleton mask. MORE»

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