In my experience, the best way to end it with a long-term girlfriend is bring her some place nice and secluded…

One day he’ll realize that he wasn’t really mad at that window, he was made at himself.

“Contestant number three: You said you’re a romantic at heart…”

And the worst part is that, in his mind, that makes the guy holding the surfboard look like a total fag.

Despite what you may think, developing the proper mammogram technique was a very dangerous and volatile process.

There’s no faster path on the road to credibility than appearing on The View.

I think it was Andy Warhol who said, “An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.”

You’d think there’d be at least one perk to being a cop.

It’s always hard to get a straight story from anyone in Washington.

Holidays are great, but there’s always that one family member who has to bring up politics at dinner.